It wouldn't surprise me if.....

[Carlton Blade]

Stick something down, could be obvious or a long shot, about what you think United might do this summer

I'm going with - Burrows signed for one of the promoted teams

 

[Houston_Blade]

Wilder bows to pressure signs a foreign player who doesn’t like a pint

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

The Kop bogs still stink.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

People get really animated about a football kit that a few months later nobody has strong opinions on either way

 

[wak1889]

We get threads started everytime an ex player scores, gets transfer listed, becomes a free agent etc

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

We bring in a Director of Football who falls out with Wilder within the first month...

That and Peck signs for a top 6 side ( he really is that good!!)

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Hamer
Peck
Anel to leave

All described as "great bits of business"

5 or 6 average signings 1 of whom played for us before 3 or 4 of these will " go to the wire" and will "just need a pre season" when they don't hit ground running.

Donkey Moore and Jonny Long throw will start first game as Wilder wants his culture carriers to lead.

Pre season fixtures will be uninspiring shit round Yorkshire and Humberside.

Wilder will still be here as "he gets it"

Kit? ours will be one of last on sale to fans as ever.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Put pies up 50p.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Hamer will leave for a Premier League team and the fee will only recoup what we paid for him.

As part of the deal the Blades have to take to the pitch to this.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Joe Russo decides to outdo Wrexham and we get sponsored by Marvel Studios.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Balls, edited the wrong post to add the Avengers theme!

I don't see being forced to come out to that theme being part of any Hamer sale deal!!!

 

[Harry's Game]

Cooper signs for Burnley

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Fans will be complaining this summer about the lack of signings, the amount of sales, the lack of a lot release, then the design of the kit when released, and then finally the price of the kit.

 

[Younger Dryas Blade]

Copper signs for Burnley

That's a relief then. Glad it's not Cooper.

 

[10-0 win]

Grbic sold for hefty amount of pound sterling and Sterling on a free to Liverpoool

 

[Jon Bon II]

I walk out of the shower to find that it's March, we're still top of the league and the last 2 months have all been a bad dream.

 

[DifferentClass]

I walk out of the shower to find that it's March, we're still top of the league and the last 2 months have all been a bad dream.

How do you manage to fall asleep in shower?

 

[robbiez666]

One signs for a big club

 

[dexter101]

Wilder bows to pressure signs a foreign player who doesn’t like a pint

He might relent on one of those, but no way are signing a foreign player AND they don't like a pint...

 

[Overthehills]

The blades will ditch Mankini…




And instead our shirt will be sponsored by an actual known household name / brand. Either that or something American that will allow a further revenue stream….

 

[Overthehills]

And another bloke who I don’t know, have never heard of and who may have wealth according to the old interweb, but it may well be asset wealth as opposed to liquid wealth…. Joins the board at the club.

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

It wouldn't surprise me if we didn't improve our strike force.

 

[Guesty]

I'm going for an uncharacteristic bit of optimism:

The team functions better once Hamer is sold.

 

[reedy63]

Cannon and Brewster score twice in the same match.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Cannon and Brewster score twice in the same match.

The OP asks for surprises, not miracles.

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

.... if Hamer stays because there are no suitors for him at the price we'd sell for

Maybe even Anel and Souza as well

 

[Bladepicker]

Wilder won't be our manager by Christmas.

 

[Tezza1889]

If somebody rips Cris Wilders mask off Scooby Doo style to reveal Joss Luhukai..

 

[Paisley Blade]

It wouldn’t surprise me if …. Kyle Walker popped by for one last wave to the Kop prior to jetting off to Saudi.

 

[Torrix1889]

We started the first game with Grbic int net