It hurts, it hurts

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Total butt hurt.

Pig logic

"The pigs will give us 2 hard games (as even Rotherham do sometimes) they clearly have good team spirit and expect to win, and they have started better than I thought. But we will finish above them, and they will struggle because their players aren't very good which tells over a season. These points may help them escape relegation as our early points did when we went up.

The simple fact fact is that none of their players would get in our squad, let alone our team."

Yes, give me their team anyday.

 

[Barney]

 

[Bartleby]

It's them that hurt - they hate that we are doing better than them, and are jealous as hell of what we are now building under Wilder.

 

[DronnieBlade]

I'd take Westwood.

And maybe Hooper as cover for William.

That's it. Shove the rest. Bunch of mardi arsed over paid prima donnas that our gaffa wouldn't touch with a barge pole.

UTB

 

[SteveBlade]

Agree, our players are shit. Thankfully everyone can see this, and therefore we're in no danger of losing any of them.

Hopefully our players continue to be shit as they carry on winning.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Can tell from a mile off that the Grunter was shaking like a shitting dog as he typed that.

 

[JohnDenver]

I hope everyone uses that instead of the Sid James thing.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Count me in!

 

[itsinyerblood]

To read the words of a supporter attempting to validate his own delusion.....not quite sure what to add?

Struggling to accept their lack of quality is one thing, but making a mountain out of a molehill when all it needs is the realisation that they've problems that go way beyond the superficial issues they'd prefer to believe, and that they require major surgery right throughout their entire club. They've spent money as if it's a bottomless pit, and now they're beginning to realise that no amount of bragging can ever take the place of being so profligate and wasteful. Nobs from top to bottom!

 

[blade too long]

We just have to admit they are much better than us in every facet of the game .well in their tiny pig shit addled heads .fucking morons

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I agree , Wilder pipes all round

 

[ForgeBlade]

I hope everyone uses that instead of the Sid James thing.

Yeah I'm nicking that as well. Fuck Sid James, this is brilliant!

 

[Bladeloyal]

You know you can't educate pork

 

[Trigger Blade]

I don't make a habit of visiting Porktalk, but it was hard to resist this weekend.

What struck me, as is highlighted in the OP, is that there are many of them using a lot of words to convince themselves in a number of different ways that they have nothing to be concerned about as far as what their inferior city rivals are up to. If I wasn't worried about something, I doubt I'd spend very much time telling anybody who'd listen how little I was bothered. It's known in the trade as protesting too much and long may it continue.

 

[prince albert]

i'm in

 

[Golden Gordon]

and they will struggle because their players aren't very good

I wonder how many times he's been to Bramall Lane over the last year to come to that conclusion!

 

[Tyler Durden]

The current situation at Castle Greyskull is this:

ONE solitary signing despite the fishmongers millions

Trying to squeeze every penny out of supporters......despite his millions

Accounts of serious divisions in the dressing room and a striker who can't wait to fuck off.

A failure of a manager now tied to a contract that it will cost a fuckload to revoke when he fails again.

Their homemade - hahahaha! - replica kit is still not available.






Their "We're on our way back" dream is slowly and excruciatingly turning to shit in every possible aspect. Little wonder that they're diverting their attentions towards their neighbours over the border in Sheffield.

 

[Wapping Blade]

T

That is bob on fella!

 

[shorehamview]

Don't worry. We will get found out in August/September/October/by Christmas/January transfer window/Easter/May. Delete as time goes on and the deluded loons keep telling us that someone sooner or later will find us out, whatever the fuck that means. Give it five years they'll be warning us about Real Madrid and Barcelona.

 

[thehet]

Why not, c'mon guys.

 

[Caveblade]

They were sold a dream by tunaman, it is rapidly going south. There is no one in the club with Wednesday in thier blood and it shows. Sod all investment in infrastructure other than some tarpaulins and spunking moneh on the players is working out nicely with a disintegrating ground and average performances whilst Carlos tries to deflect the blame onto the officials.

Compare and contrast with United and I know I would rather support the trier's from the pub league!

 

[nopigfansintown]

If Tracy Enin's bed is great modern art, you're a veritable genius.

 

[Blade in Cordoba]

i'm in

Aaaah....... Condor.

 

[nopigfansintown]

Any chance of a Car-loss or Chancer version?

 

[Stretch]

Balls to it

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Can tell from a mile off that the Grunter was shaking like a shitting dog as he typed that.

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Calvin and Hobbs. Excellent TD!!

 

[blade too long]

is Wilder prone to a bit of rough shag

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I'm in

 

[Tyler Durden]

Calvin and Hobbs. Excellent TD!!

One of the greatest in its genre.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

I like it, ooh but will we be lambasted as nicking a pork idea. Fuck it, arise sir Chris