Inter Blades F.C. 10th Anniversary Fixture

[Inter_Blades]

Good evening all,

The Inter Blades celebrate their 10th Anniversary this April. The first ever match, a 4-3 defeat to Crewe was played out at Graves Park in April of 2000.

As part of the clubs' celebrations we are holding an "Old Uns" (Legends) Vs "Young Uns" fixture on Saturday 27th February at the Inter Blades home ground, the Sheffield United Cricket Club on Bawtry Road. Kick off is at 10:00 a.m.

The "Young Uns" squad consists of current Inter Blades players under the age of 30, whilst the "Legends" squad consists of current Inter Blades players over the age of 30 and past members of the squad.

Anybody is welcome to come down and watch the match or have a laugh at our expense! :lol:

Unfortunately "star" utility man Mouse is away playing with Brazilian lady boys, so that's one less laugh that spectators will have!

 

[Mousey]

Laugh all you want. I haven't seen one ladyboy yet. Well... That I know of anyway.

I have however discovered the concept of sitting at a table and having beer brought to you as soon as you are finishing your current drink. Not once have I had to go to a bar to order a drink.

It's 11pm here and I'm watching live football.

I may just move here.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Well, the tension's mounting here and the pre-match nerves have kicked in.

I'm no spring chicken, but my strict training regime (started Monday) is about to pay off, although the Blind Optimist Of The Year award has to go to Danny, who's orginaising the whole thing, for having me down to do the first 30 minutes, then the last 30. Will I be able to get to a life support machine in between I wonder?

I was wondering the other day what had happened to my boots which I hung up several years ago. My wife reminded me that I'd taken them to the charity shop in about 2002. I called in there this morning in the hope that they might still be in stock, but they weren't. There was another pair though, that fit perfectly, a bargain at £5......

You know how it's a bit unseemly when people who are getting on a bit and should know better try and ignore the passing of time and dress younger than they should, combats and cut-offs, gel their hair to make it spiky, that kind of thing........

Well, these boots are booby dazzlers and they're........ silver!

I've declared it upfront to take the wind out of the mockers' sails, OK? I did think about painting them black, or a dubbiny, leathery brown, but I'd don't have the time or any suitably coloured gloss and they do go nicely with my (ungelled) hair.

It made me think of Warnock, when he saw Kozzie trun up in red boots once and said "you need to be good to play in them boots". I couldn'tpossibly tell you whether I am or not, but you can probably guess ;-)

The very sweet lady in the charity shop gave me a receipt and said that if they didn't fit, or I was unhappy with them, I could take them back. If they don't turn me into Tony Currie by 1130 on Saturday, I'll be down there Monday morning, muddy boots and receipt in hand, for a full refund ;-)

 

[Big Mart]

Laugh all you want. I haven't seen one ladyboy yet.

Can't be any mirrors where you are then :blink:

Silver boots are for faggots

I am rocks....................and GORGEOUS

:gallop:

 

[Grecian2000]

Silver boots are for faggots

I am rocks....................and GORGEOUS

:gallop:

Or they are since Mary took his to a charity shop when he hit the big six O.

 

[Robbie]

Well........... will see you all in the morning.

Time to smash some OAPs

 

[puppet]

Well, the tension's mounting here and the pre-match nerves have kicked in.

I'm no spring chicken, but my strict training regime (started Monday) is about to pay off, although the Blind Optimist Of The Year award has to go to Danny, who's orginaising the whole thing, for having me down to do the first 30 minutes, then the last 30. Will I be able to get to a life support machine in between I wonder?

I was wondering the other day what had happened to my boots which I hung up several years ago. My wife reminded me that I'd taken them to the charity shop in about 2002. I called in there this morning in the hope that they might still be in stock, but they weren't. There was another pair though, that fit perfectly, a bargain at £5......

You know how it's a bit unseemly when people who are getting on a bit and should know better try and ignore the passing of time and dress younger than they should, combats and cut-offs, gel their hair to make it spiky, that kind of thing........

Well, these boots are booby dazzlers and they're........ silver!

I've declared it upfront to take the wind out of the mockers' sails, OK? I did think about painting them black, or a dubbiny, leathery brown, but I'd don't have the time or any suitably coloured gloss and they do go nicely with my (ungelled) hair.

It made me think of Warnock, when he saw Kozzie trun up in red boots once and said "you need to be good to play in them boots". I couldn'tpossibly tell you whether I am or not, but you can probably guess ;-)

The very sweet lady in the charity shop gave me a receipt and said that if they didn't fit, or I was unhappy with them, I could take them back. If they don't turn me into Tony Currie by 1130 on Saturday, I'll be down there Monday morning, muddy boots and receipt in hand, for a full refund ;-)

i thought that match was a lot more than ten years ago!

 

[Inter_Blades]

MATCH OFF

Just for info, this match has been postponed due to the weather. Our venue has called off all the matches this weekend due to waterlogged pitches, and it was too late to find a suitable alternative.

 

[Jon Bon]

Looks like your naked tail-touching rain dance has paid off then ladies. Don't worry though, you can't avoid us forever. We'll catch up with you again soon and when we do......

Time to smash some OAPs

Two points.

1. Not hard enough son, never have been - never will be.

2. Not quick enough son, never have been - never will be.

:kissass:

Silver boots are for faggots

Yeah but blue boots rock the f'kin universe...! :nana:

 

[Big Mart]

A little bit of rain and the young 'uns cried off, tossers. In my day we used to play in the river when the pitch was waterlogged, no neshing out then just because it might make your mascara run.

Just delaying the inevitable kiddies, and there's no point thinking we'll be past it soon because just like Doc Holliday in Tombstone, I'm in my prime :fishbowl:

:gallop:

 

[Mousey]

An ideal time for this would be 27th March. No United game on the saturday and the weather will be better by then. Plus I'll be back to captain the young lads to an easy victory.

 

[Big Mart]

and the weather will be better

Says it all really. Scared of a little bit of rain, I rest my case you bunch of ladyboys. Now I'm off to headbutt some tree trunks, which just goes to prove that I really am rocks............ and gorgeous :heart::heart:

:gallop:

 

[raul]

Do something useful with them won't you? Even Triangle has better furniture than you.:gallop:

 

[Mousey]

Says it all really. Scared of a little bit of rain, I rest my case you bunch of ladyboys. Now I'm off to headbutt some tree trunks, which just goes to prove that I really am rocks............ and gorgeous :heart::heart:

:gallop:

I'm not complaining about the weather. Infact it is rather lovely today

 

[Inter_Blades]

An ideal time for this would be 27th March. No United game on the saturday and the weather will be better by then. Plus I'll be back to captain the young lads to an easy victory.

27th March would be good... except we've already got a game organised away to Halifax. Looking like Saturday 24th April, last home game of the season against Swansea. Every other available Saturday before that we have a match.

Only problem is the cricket season has started then so we won't be able to play on SUCC, need an alternative.

 

[Robbie]

Two points.

1. Not hard enough son, never have been - never will be.

2. Not quick enough son, never have been - never will be.

point number 2... I used to be really quick when younger, however another 5 stone on the body puts that to bed. However you have to get past me so don't need to be fast.

As for point 1 ...... we'll see

 

[Jon Bon]

point number 2... I used to be really quick when younger, however another 5 stone on the body puts that to bed. However you have to get past me so don't need to be fast.

As for point 1 ...... we'll see

That wasn’t aimed at you personally Robbie, it was intended for all of you young gay lords and lady boys. Having said that however, I have heard whispers that you are indeed the slowest and wussiest of them all…..