In Conversation with Kevin McCabe (Octagon)

[PaulHalfway]

Why did we sell Fleck for 8 million on the last day of the transfer window

 

[Caveblade]

Why do you say Hey at the start of every sentence?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Are we still intent on reaching the upper echelons of the footballing world?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Why do supermarkets insist on keeping the Wheatabix Protein in a different postcode to the rest of the Wheatabix products?

Have you tried under Weetabix?

 

[raul]

Have you tried under Weetabix?

I just assumed JB was an Aldi man and that was their name for it.

 

[Dkc]

Is it true that in the 70's you were a leading hooligan in the 'Shoreham Republican Army' who was better known as 'Axeman Kev'?

 

[Jon Bon II]

Have you tried under Weetabix?

What, there's a rival???

 

[Blade56]

Wheres the princes quid gone?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Is it better to have loved and lost then never loved at all?
Have you ever killled an animal with your bare hands?
If you were a professional darts player, what would your nickname be?
During the last 20 yrs the only two constants at the club have been yourself and captain blade, which one of you is to blame?
If you're such a big fan of sheffield, why do you call everything 'scarborough'?

 

[siblade]

Why have you left our transfer business so late into the JTW when Wilder wanted it done asap?

 

[Treeton Blade]

Looking forward to hearing all about Tevez again

 

[nopigfansintown]

Looking forward to hearing all about Tevez again

You can set the agenda and ask whatever question you like (if your question is selected by the uni staff). There's many critics on here who surely have many burning issues they'd like to question him on. Opportunity knocks.

Tickets: https://universityofsheffield.sym-online.com/registrationforms/mccabestd/done/

 

[Rusty view]

Why did we get our transfer business done so early. By doing so has stopped any meltdown, meaning traffic to S2 4su has slowed, meaning advertisement income has dropped for Foxy and Linz.

If we'd left it to the last minute we might have pushed the price down.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Why did we get our transfer business done so early. By doing so has stopped any meltdown, meaning traffic to S2 4su has slowed, meaning advertisement income has dropped for Foxy and Linz.

If we'd left it to the last minute we might have pushed the price down.

No meltdown?,it's now we haven't spent enough,goalposts have been well and truly moved

 

[Sean Thornton]

No meltdown?,it's now we haven't spent enough,goalposts have been well and truly moved

Actually, it's the board who haven't given Wilder what he's asked for that's the issue, but no one knows what he's asked for or what he's been given. But, as stated, it's been done on the cheap, chicken feed, I hate Kev etc etc etc

 

[SUFC Guy]

Kev, are you sure there are no bigger blades than you?

 

[Blade for Sale]

Kev, have you submitted your thesis on the Nature of Time to Professor Stephen Hawking, with particular emphasis on the reality of a 5 year timespan?

 

[Jon Bon II]

I just assumed JB was an Aldi man and that was their name for it.

 

[Maidenhead]

Kev, are you sure there are no richer, dafter blades than you?

Fixed it for you

 

[The Crab]

Kind of like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly ?

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You do know that Crab Dating (a division of Crab Industries) has copyright on it's clients don't you? So she's not quite like the first picture we sent you. No need to be a twat about it

 

[The Crab]

That's the sharing platter at Happy Crab. Six waiters kill it for you at your table.

Thats what happens when you fuck about with DNA from a tin of Corned Beef, then taser it to see what happens. Fucks sake, it was like a shit Jurassic Park.

 

[The Crab]

Why do supermarkets insist on keeping the Wheatabix Protein in a different postcode to the rest of the Wheatabix products?

Because Supermarkets are run by Twats. I mean, where is the logic in where Sainsburys put their Mandarins in Juice? The other night I picked up Mandarins in Jelly by mistake. Incandescent with fucking rage I was when I got home. Oh and while I'm at it, pudding aisle then Cheese. Cheese should go with the rest of the savouries, not some fucking store managers mission to confuse the fuck out of me.

Fucking bastards

 

[Sean Thornton]

Thats what happens when you fuck about with DNA from a tin of Corned Beef, then taser it to see what happens. Fucks sake, it was like a shit Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Pork is what the waiting staff call the "Hand reared suckling piglet"

 

[The Crab]

Jurassic Pork is what the waiting staff call the "Hand reared suckling piglet"

That wasn't the DVD I saw when Vern brought it round.

 

[The Crab]

Looking forward to hearing all about Tevez again

All you need to know about Tevez is he's a fat ugly bastard.

The end

 

[The Crab]

Kev, are you sure there are no bigger blades than you?

Mark Labett is quite big.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Because Supermarkets are run by Twats. I mean, where is the logic in where Sainsburys put their Mandarins in Juice? The other night I picked up Mandarins in Jelly by mistake. Incandescent with fucking rage I was when I got home. Oh and while I'm at it, pudding aisle then Cheese. Cheese should go with the rest of the savouries, not some fucking store managers mission to confuse the fuck out of me.

Fucking bastards

Morrisons, so my kitchen staff tell me, move their produce around on a regular basis. "The cunt who designed it all must be a big fan of the fucking Crystal Maze, Sir" said Cook.

 

[The Crab]

Morrisons, so my kitchen staff tell me, move their produce around on a regular basis. "The cunt who designed it all must be a big fan of the fucking Crystal Maze, Sir" said Cook.

Why do you think I've stopped going? It's bad enough dodging gormless fuckers gawping at their phones or yakking to their bints when they know where everything is. Move the fucking drinkable weetabix and it's utter fucking carnage.

At least at Sainsburys the aisles are wider and no fucker uses it.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Why do you think I've stopped going? It's bad enough dodging gormless fuckers gawping at their phones or yakking to their bints when they know where everything is. Move the fucking drinkable weetabix and it's utter fucking carnage.

At least at Sainsburys the aisles are wider and no fucker uses it.

Waitrose. Full of posh more mature ladies from S10,11 and 17 looking for a bloke, any bloke, who can still get an erection. (It's the water in those areas apparently . ).

A slap on the arse in the fresh meat aisle and they're all over you. Apart from the store detective following you around, but they tend to be a bit council.

 

[The Crab]

Waitrose. Full of posh more mature ladies from S10,11 and 17 looking for a bloke, any bloke, who can still get an erection. (It's the water in those areas apparently . ).

A slap on the arse in the fresh meat aisle and they're all over you. Apart from the store detective following you around, but they tend to be a bit council.

Last time I got a Semi was when we bought the house.