I thought beards were a pornstars trade mark?
Im growing a beard...
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I thought beards were a pornstars trade mark?
FleaPitBlade
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Fashions change, gentlemen.
Whilst facial hair was once the reserve of the gay, the unwashed, porn stars and pirates it is now the sign of a discerning gentlemen of some distinction.
A man with a full growth is a man to be admired.
Whilst facial hair was once the reserve of the gay, the unwashed, porn stars and pirates it is now the sign of a discerning gentlemen of some distinction.
A man with a full growth is a man to be admired.
JohnDenver
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I can't grow a decent beard and I'm in my mid-late 30s. Please can we have a sympathy button on here?
itsinyerblood
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Presty, I assume that reference was to having a beard?
Wobbly Blade
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I'm growing a beard and so's my wife...
Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
I took it to mean a wart.
itsinyerblood
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Beard alert!!!
itsinyerblood
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Enough, is this our take on that scene from Women In Love? The love that dare not speak it's name? Man-love needn't require a beard, so leave it to Brayford to celebrate the facial fungus, otherwise the identity crisis will grow exponentially, and the Queens Of Shoreham will forever be the label attached to this attempt at bein' a geezer! 
Actually, a well defined facial growth is a splendid sight, so can we christen this The Brayford?
Actually, a well defined facial growth is a splendid sight, so can we christen this The Brayford?
Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
I find all this Brayford Beard stuff rather infantile. I, for one, will not be participating in such nonsense.
Blade58
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Interesting post (below) from BM if anyone's interested:
"brayford were out lastnight drinking. what do all the do gooders that were slagging mguire and the clubs professionalism think of it. I know this for a fact cause I had mi photo took wi him.. asked him bout his future , his answer was theres a deal for him to stay long term, but its a big drop from what hes on. he said he would love to stop for the long term but that,ll be decided end of season. two more signings next week hes been told . and yes one is a striker. sorry he wunt say who. then a daft lad spoilt things and he moved on. brayford was a very polite gentleman and I wish him all the best for the future.ps he bought the drinks for 8 of us".
"brayford were out lastnight drinking. what do all the do gooders that were slagging mguire and the clubs professionalism think of it. I know this for a fact cause I had mi photo took wi him.. asked him bout his future , his answer was theres a deal for him to stay long term, but its a big drop from what hes on. he said he would love to stop for the long term but that,ll be decided end of season. two more signings next week hes been told . and yes one is a striker. sorry he wunt say who. then a daft lad spoilt things and he moved on. brayford was a very polite gentleman and I wish him all the best for the future.ps he bought the drinks for 8 of us".
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Interesting post (below) from BM if anyone's interested:
"brayford were out lastnight drinking. what do all the do gooders that were slagging mguire and the clubs professionalism think of it. I know this for a fact cause I had mi photo took wi him.. asked him bout his future , his answer was theres a deal for him to stay long term, but its a big drop from what hes on. he said he would love to stop for the long term but that,ll be decided end of season. two more signings next week hes been told . and yes one is a striker. sorry he wunt say who. then a daft lad spoilt things and he moved on. brayford was a very polite gentleman and I wish him all the best for the future.ps he bought the drinks for 8 of us".
He was out in a place shorehamview once attended with a few of us
I'm hoping the bearded one didn't whinge about the walk all the way to Kebabish and then dive over the step onto the floor whilst the bemused staff looked on
TarquinDelouche
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Update from Palestine...
JohnDenver
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Bloody hell it's the second coming!
GRUMPY BLADE
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Strange cus you don't half look like Brayford
SouthEssexBlade
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Wow TarquinDelouche must have been quite a shock to run into Joe Wilkinson out there.
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Jamie Theakston had a Brayford beard on Sunday Brunch yesterday
PeterNdlovu081
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Be careful if you frequently 'doth venture south' guys.
Getting crabs in your beard is a very real phenomena.
Getting crabs in your beard is a very real phenomena.
shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Only if you go at dirty scrubbers with less moral fibre or shadier hygiene than a scrapyard cat.
PeterNdlovu081
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Send 'em my way dude.
I like my women like I like my cheese. Strong smelling and unshaved.
blader
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I think this song, but ending in "for Brayford's Beard" should be used from now on!
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Is there such a thing as hairy cheese? The very idea is turning my stomach.
I'm liking this thread, I believe the man himself is so impressed with Presty's artwork he's bought himself some crayons in his honour.
SwissBlade
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Mines ready for today
Pinchy
Blade, not Bladey.
My stubble and I will be setting off for BDTBL shortly.
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Beard Update:
Trimmed it down to 3.5mm yesterday in the interests of thickening it up and ensuring even growth.
It's now more even and tidy but not much of a growth to look at.
These things can't be rushed.
Trimmed it down to 3.5mm yesterday in the interests of thickening it up and ensuring even growth.
It's now more even and tidy but not much of a growth to look at.
These things can't be rushed.
SwissBlade
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i just stopped shaving 2 weeks back. The 'Brayford' will find its own path of growth...
BerksBlade
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2. John Brayford
3. Bob Harris
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7. Tony Agana
8.Bob Atkins
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11. Stephen Quinn
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Now this lad WAS a true Blade. You fuc**d with any of our players and within the next 10 minutes you were VERY sorry !!!
Those were the days when men were men and women didn't have beards ......
UTB & FTP
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Now this lad WAS a true Blade. You fuc**d with any of our players and within the next 10 minutes you were VERY sorry !!!
Those were the days when men were men and women didn't have beards ......
UTB & FTP
Trev appreciates your comments, god rest his soul.
Now if he was marshalling our midfield next season, I would be putting a lot of money on us going up.
UTFB
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