Im growing a beard...

[Kenilworth]

I am here you know....

I know
Hence the post

Be bloody harsh if I get an infraction for that one though

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Is that Linz on the far left?

That ginger growth on the right would be more appropriate

 

[Kenilworth]

That ginger growth on the right would be more appropriate

Now that should get an infraction !

 

[Linz]

I know
Hence the post

Be bloody harsh if I get an infraction for that one though

I'm watching you

That ginger growth on the right would be more appropriate

And you an'all, cheeky sod!

 

[Darren]

Beardie XI

1
2. John Brayford
3.
4.
5.
6. Trevor Hockey
7.
8.
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11.

Fill in the gaps - proper beards only - no face fluff

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Does start the debate though, is a ginger beard a real manly beard?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Beardie XI

1. Keith Waugh
2. John Brayford
3.
4.
5.
6. Trevor Hockey
7.
8.
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11.

Fill in the gaps - proper beards only - no face fluff

 

[Kenilworth]

Beardie XI

1
2. John Brayford
3.
4.
5.
6. Trevor Hockey
7.
8.
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11.

Fill in the gaps - proper beards only - no face fluff

Dennis Mortimer in the midfield

Could you squeeze in Ted Hemsley's Sideys?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Beardie XI
1. Keith Waugh
2. John Brayford
3.
4.
5. Eddie Colquhoun
6. Trevor Hockey
7.
8.
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

I trimmed a weeks growth of facial hair into shape this morning.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

1. Keith Waugh
2. John Brayford
3. Bob Harris
4. Bob Atkins
5. Eddie Colquhoun
6. Trevor Hockey
7.
8.
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11. Stephen Quinn

 

[Trigger Blade]

And people say looking like a serial rapist is a bad thing

I see him as more of a 2nd World War destroyer captain, surviving on sippers and Senior Service (untipped).

 

[IOM Blade]

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

1. Keith Waugh
2. John Brayford
3. Bob Harris
4. Paul Stancliffe
5. Eddie Colquhoun
6. Trevor Hockey
7.
8.Bob Atkins
9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11. Stephen Quinn

 

[Pinchy]

Quinn - a beard? My mother-in-law can do better than that.

Viv Busby had a proper Brayford.

 

[Silent Blade]

Dennis Mortimer in the midfield

Could you squeeze in Ted Hemsley's Sideys?

Mortimer shaved off his beard before he came on loan to us

 

[Silent Blade]

Jack Chisholm (Played for us in 1948 and 1949) had a beard for a while when playing for us which was very rare for a footballer in those years

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chisholm

 

[sitwell]

Mark Beard should be in there , like a ZZ top scenario.

 

[Pinchy]

 

[stringjunior]

Does start the debate though, is a ginger beard a real manly beard?

I have a ginger beard. I'm a man. At least I was before visiting Dr Snip t'other week

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I see him as more of a 2nd World War destroyer captain, surviving on sippers and Senior Service (untipped).

All together now...

"Brayford lives in a German Submarine. A German Submarine. A German Submarine...."

 

[BladeFisher]

All together now...

"Brayford lives in a German Submarine. A German Submarine. A German Submarine...."

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Does he shout 'los' before shooting with das boot?

 

[Staffs_Blade]

After serving watch on HMS Sheffield in the North Atlantic tracking the Bismarck it was a busy night for John Brayford as it went from:



Via:



To:

 

[Oreyt]

Pushing the bairn in to nursery this morning I've been working on:

''John Brayford's beard deserves a postcode of it's own'' to the tune of John Brown's Body.

Just need the final line.

 

[Pinchy]

Pushing the bairn in to nursery this morning I've been working on:

''John Brayford's beard deserves a postcode of it's own'' to the tune of John Brown's Body.

Just need the final line.

....It lives next door to his chin.

 

[TonyAgana]

Shaved mine off merely days before Brayford's arrival. Regretted it instantly, and even more so now I've got a "favourite footballer" for the first time since I was about 13. It's coming back.

 

[Selly]

Beards make everyone more awesome:

 

[Gavlar]

tis probably longer than that now

 

[IOM Blade]

tis probably longer than that now

It's a well know fact that nobody sporting a beard has been laid since 1989. Probably why the decision went against him.

 

[Pinchy]

It's a well know fact that nobody sporting a beard has been laid since 1989. Probably why the decision went against him.

You know you're right! That never occurred to me......


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