If you had the wings of a Sparrow...........

[Blackheath Blade]

the dirty black arse of a Crow,
Which ground would you fly over tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below?

(Boys and girls, Hillsborough is not allowed)

 

[Latters]

the dirty black arse of a Crow,
Which ground would you fly over tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below?

(Boys and girls, Hillsborough is not allowed)

Middlewood training ground because they'll be there tomorrow, I believe, not Hillsborough.

 

[stannyblade]

upton park but when they play Man City so it can get Tevez as well.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I always sing

If I had the arse of an elephant
If I had the wings of a crow


Much greater volume from an elephant you see..

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Sorry to be a party pooper but a creature that possessed the wings of a sparrow and the "arse"of a crow would be incapable of flight.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Sorry to be a party pooper but a creature that possessed the wings of a sparrow and the "arse"of a crow would be incapable of flight.

Give over, you'll be telling me next it's not 1889 and Jack Charlton's still alive

 

[Bladesway]

Anfield, mind you Suarez might nip up and bite me.

 

[Bladesway]

Wouldn't it be better to have the wings of an eagle in any case?

 

[raul]

Wings of brownness all day long

 

[davidpinder]

I'd fly over bramall lane satday and shit on them lazy bastard that should be safely promoted already.

 

[Aberdeen Blade]

Ibrox.

Always Ibrox.

 

[Ollessendro]

Difficult call. Either Anfield or the City ground. Fucking despise both clubs. 3rd would be Elland Road and 4th The Boleyn Ground. All despicable and horrendous establishments.

 

[Aberdeen Blade]

I always sing

If I had the arse of an elephant
If I had the wings of a crow


Much greater volume from an elephant you see..

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The arse of a big buffalo,

is the version I sing!

 

[Coily]

St James Park, Exeter. I was in the home end the last game of last season and those (already relegated) twats did nothing but sing about those wankers in S6. In fact, one chump even had a Pig shirt on.

So for this reason, I wish them a swift and unpleasant demise.

 

[blade too long]

mk franchise , for last seasons 1-0 that cost us dear

 

[SwissBlade]

If I had the wings of an A380
The arse of a buffalo

I'd fly over Elland Rd tomorrow
And realise somebody's beaten me to it

 

[drinksmat]

Reading. It will add a little culture to the ground.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Kevin McCabe's motor.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

If I had the wings of a pterodactyl


Scans if you concentrate and speak quickly...

 

[Rustyblade]

"Hey! Bladey, Bladey, Bladene...GUMMMMMMMMF!!!!!!!!!"