If you don't f*****g bounce then you're a Blade

[west_yorks_blade]

I would like to congratulate Wednesday on reaching the play off final, weird really, cos I used to fuckin hate the match fixing, aids starting, child molesting, one legged Christmas Eve manager sacking, scrounging, Ebola carrying, song stealing, strike breaking, police informing, disaster causing, so called Islamic state sympathising, U2 listening, dirty, fucking, stinking, blue and white bastards… I must be mellowing in my old age.

Bit disappointed that the word 'Tramps' didn't feature at all there. You'll be buying a season ticket for the Theatre of Rust as this rate.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

If you don't fuckin' bounce.

Then you may have a serious eating disorder, perhaps anorexia or bulimia.

Thank you everyone concerned for bringing these disorders into the public domain.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Just watch this and laugh.

Truly cringeworthy.

If you don't pay your bills, then you're an owl
If your players like a bribe, you're an owl

 

[sitwell]

Truly cringeworthy.

If you don't pay your bills, then you're an owl
If your players like a bribe, you're an owl

Whats a pissing owl ? Pig surely ?

 

[sheffielder]

Yes I don't bounce and I am blade, thanks for the reminder

 

[northsomersetblade]

Whats a pissing owl ? Pig surely ?

That's the Sunday afternoon version

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"A Pissing Pig"

n : one who was drenched in the mythological urine, from bottles that fell unto them from the hands of the BLUT Warriors.
n2 : Dougie. Hospitalised. After declaring on war on the Jeremy Kyle show.