If you could ask any United player...

[Linz]

.... one question, what would you ask and to whom?

I'll wait for some of yours before I tell you mine

 

[keenzy]

to morgan:

how many fights have you been in? and how many have you won of those

 

[silverfox]

Where did you get those shiny wheels Danny?

 

[7UpJordan]

to Kozluk

Do you hope to become the world's greatest prankster?

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

To Jags:

What's your pin number on your bank card and can I have it?

 

[RaWW]

To Steve Kabba.....Were you raised by wild cats??

 

[Engine No. 9]

To Tongey:

why the f*ck do you run like a penguin?

 

[Linz]

To Paddy:

Is that all muscule or have you been telling fibs to the dietician?

 

[joe1889]

Now then SHIPP'S, any vouchers left for the 2 for 1 offer at McDonalds

 

[7UpJordan]

To any Blades player;

What do you think to Kylie?

 

[mattbianco1]

To Quinn:

Is your bumhole sore from Blackwell :bummer:

 

[Rustyblade]

To any one of them.

Do you have any idea what our chairman means by 'substantial'?

 

[JJ Sefton]

To Jordan Stewart...

How do you think Michael Caine got that gold out of the bus in The Italian Job?

 

[Grecian2000]

To Paddy.

I've got a bit of a sniffle. Can you recomend a remedy?

 

[Vistoma]

To all of them, do you actually practice set pieces any-more?

 

[GAZBLADE]

To Monty

Can you please remove the fifty pence pieces from the ends of your boots.

 

[Deleted member 875]

To Ched Evans.

What's it like being shit?

 

[GainsboroBlade]

To James Harper

What happened? you were a decent player at Reading??

 

[Jon Bon]

To Ryan France:

Why...?

 

[JohnDenver]

To Ryan France. And you are..?

 

[JohnDenver]

To Ryan France:

Why...?

Beaten to the punch again... *sigh*

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

To Stephen Quinn:
Is your dog 'Schmeichel' taller than you yet?

To Derek Geary:
Can you do a mean Barry White impersonation on the karaoke?

 

[SRBlade]

To Stephen Quinn;

What goes through your mind when you persistantly hoof the ball over your head?

 

[User Name:]

I'd ask anyone of them (ideally Kilgallon) if they honestly thought they got paid far too much money - and if the money was more of an average working mans wage they still play or would they rather do a 40 hour week of proper grafting.

They dont know how lucky they are.

I'd ask them in a very polite way mind as not to upset them