If we beat Citeh...

[HillmortonBlade]

I would lick gillian mckeiths crotch area
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But only if I can take the taste away with this
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Gillian has something about her though..

 

[XH536]

I tried doing the "GCB" night out once. Managed all of it apart from the woodbines...even as a (then) smoker, they were hard going. Think I managed 3.

I finally stopped smoking 47 years ago at age 33, evil little bastards were them Woodbines alus passed when offered one , but they were cheap.
Park Drive weren't much better, just abart passable.
Bloody three, hero!!!

 

[BLADES1988]

I'll drink a barrel of magnet, smoke a packet of woodbines ...................... you can guess the rest!

What about the maggots

 

[blade too long]

If we beat Citeh...​

Its WHEN not fucking if

 

[Cappy]

If we beat Citeh...​

Its WHEN not fucking if

And it’s CARDIFF CITEH

 

[Shirty Blade]

What about the maggots

If we beat City I'll eat them too! (anyway it's Magnet)!

 

[corner_flag]

I had a dream last night that I found myself on the pitch, starting for SUFC at Wembley. Apart from the fact that I was slow and seemed to have forgotten how to kck a ball, I was also wearing an overcoat and jeans. I was trying to make eye contact with Hecky, mouthing "Get me off!" but there were too many people crowded around him. In the end, I just bolted during a stoppage for an injury.

So whatever, happens on the 22nd it won't be as bad as that.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

......... I will start multiple threads on the shambolic ticketing situation for the final.

 

[DifferentClass]

...I will let Tango and Gareth Ainsworth take turns shitting in my mouth as I lie on the town hall steps wearing nowt but a Sheffield Wednesday scarf wedged firmly in the cleft of my backside.

Match me.

Since I changed my avatar I can't help but read my posts in Gorilla Monsoon's voice. Try it

 

[Edinblade]

If we beat City I’ll start replying to posts started by Fallowfield and Pommpey

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I would lick gillian mckeiths crotch area
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But only if I can take the taste away with this
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Would rather like Nigel Lawson!

 

[Swannyblade]

Would rather like Nigel Lawson!

You'd be sharing with the worms

 

[Aston max]

You'd be sharing with the worms

Nothing wrong with a bit of necrophilia now and again

I used to match it up with beastiality and sadism

But found I was just flogging a dead horse

 

[Overthehills]

IF WE BEAT CITEH...

THEN THE ALLOCATION REDUCES FOR THE FINAL

Cue meltdown...

 

[Gyp the blade]

...I will let Tango and Gareth Ainsworth take turns shitting in my mouth as I lie on the town hall steps wearing nowt but a Sheffield Wednesday scarf wedged firmly in the cleft of my backside.

Match me.

I’d let Darren Moore shit on my chest at the same time Dejphon Chansiri Trebled fingered blasted my poo pipe all on big screen at swillsbourgh.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

And it’s CARDIFF CITEH

…and Bristol Citeh

 

[NAP]

If we beat Citeh… I would expect to lose against WBA…

 

[cahill]

Is someone not getting sexually satisfied at home?

What’s sex ?

 

[knowsnowt]

Right. Here goes.

I'll fight myself till one of us wins by knockout.
i'll drop kick a speeding train head on. Barefoot.
I'll ferment a pint of seagull shit for 31 days then neck it in one gulp.
I'll walk around Gleadless Valley calling everyone i meet a tail toucher.
I'll use a bus.
i'll deforest Wales with a pair of child safe scissors.
i'll reach up my arse and pull my nob and balls out through it.
I'll belch on a heron.

 

[Menage a petit pois]

If we beat Citeh I'll beat the old purple headed custard chucker outside Parliament every day until the cup final or until some Eton old boy member of Parliament takes a shine and makes me his bitch....

 

[Cappy]

I'll belch on a heron.

Oh come on !!

Reported

 

[AgaMonkey]

Just remember guys, everybody wants the underdog to win…until the underdog is us.

 

[Nightsweats]

Only City I give a flying about beating is Cardiff. Then Bristol. Couldn't care less about the semi till I set off to go.
If we don't get good results in the first 2 games winning in the third would be a complete waste of time.

 

[buddy]

Any proper Blade would eyt his own nob and half their lasses fanny

 

[steve26272]

Any proper Blade would eyt his own nob and half their lasses fanny

Our lass has had 4 kids so eytin her out is a toss up between gobblin a dropped kebab and wearing her as a hat

Only jokin love, them 6 stitches make it like a mouses ear

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'll be on flights to Munich, Barcelona and Madrid to shag their women and drink their beer same afternoon.

 

[DifferentClass]

Any proper Blade would eyt his own nob and half their lasses fanny

Now I may be a sexually depraved lunatic but I draw the line at cannibalism.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

I’d apply to be on EFL, work my way up the ladder and then approve Dozy despite him having no money.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Now I may be a sexually depraved lunatic but I draw the line at cannibalism.

Is eyting your own nob cannibalism? It's like saying wanking means you're gay.

 

[manxblade]

I had a dream last night that I found myself on the pitch, starting for SUFC at Wembley. Apart from the fact that I was slow and seemed to have forgotten how to kck a ball, I was also wearing an overcoat and jeans. I was trying to make eye contact with Hecky, mouthing "Get me off!" but there were too many people crowded around him. In the end, I just bolted during a stoppage for an injury.

So whatever, happens on the 22nd it won't be as bad as that.

Wait till the 68th minute Hecky replied