If we beat Citeh...

[DifferentClass]

...I will let Tango and Gareth Ainsworth take turns shitting in my mouth as I lie on the town hall steps wearing nowt but a Sheffield Wednesday scarf wedged firmly in the cleft of my backside.

Match me.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

No need for the pig scarf you filthy ----

 

[mattbianco1]

... i'll let Margot Robbie shag me

 

[JJ Sefton]

...I will let Tango and Gareth Ainsworth take turns shitting in my mouth as I lie on the town hall steps wearing nowt but a Sheffield Wednesday scarf wedged firmly in the cleft of my backside.

Match me.

I’ve got a box of After Eights in the fridge, but each to their own.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I'll start learning the words to 'Abide with me'

Get measured up for a cup final suit.

Hold a 'Cup Final It's a knockout' in the beer garden of the Green Man.

Invite a film crew to join me at breakfast and on the open top bus to Wembley Stadium.

Bawl my fuckin eyes out when Iliman scores the last minute winner and Billy lifts the Cup.


If Carlsberg did dreams ..........

 

[brownblade]

I'd probably cry.

 

[Le Cynique]

...I will let Tango and Gareth Ainsworth take turns shitting in my mouth as I lie on the town hall steps wearing nowt but a Sheffield Wednesday scarf wedged firmly in the cleft of my backside.

Match me.

Do you mind awfully if I don’t?

 

[Flo's Sweaty Bandage]

We might be in Europe - if Man Utd meet us in the final?

 

[Gimli]

Nah think you have to win it to get into Europe now.

We might be in Europe - if Man Utd meet us in the final?

 

[Shirty Blade]

I'll drink a barrel of magnet, smoke a packet of woodbines ...................... you can guess the rest!

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I will be last seen in the bushes at the local park, masturbating furiously over a giant cardboard cutout of Paul Heckingbottom, whilst Neil Shipperley keeps me company.

 

[PaulHalfway]

Never in doubt in all honesty, I am expecting to cruise to a straight forward victory followed by promotion
it’s the Blades way, we never mess anything up

 

[Bell4]

I would climb up through the centre court terraces into the family box and embrace my long dead maths teacher who made me the person I am today.

Thank you Stan for lighting the sufc fire and inspiring me to imagine myself as a Wimbledon champion

 

[Cappy]

I’ll start a 50 page thread guessing the date and time of the final

 

[blade too long]

Nah think you have to win it to get into Europe now.

rules changed only winners get a european place if man u win it and finish 4th they get a cl place and the cup winners slot is wasted

 

[blade too long]

I will go on the beach wearing the smallest budgie smuggling speedos in Decathlon
that should cleasr the beach

 

[JayGreen17]

I’m just laughing at this thread…. Lol

 

[DannyRotten]

No need for the pig scarf you filthy cunt

Have you always been a prat, or do you practice daily?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I’ll lick clean a square metre of my local Wetherspoons carpet.

 

[Aston max]

I would lick gillian mckeiths crotch area

But only if I can take the taste away with this

 

[Jimmy23]

I would lick gillian mckeiths crotch area
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But only if I can take the taste away with this
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Is someone not getting sexually satisfied at home?

 

[diode_blade]

I'll start learning the words to 'Abide with me'

Get measured up for a cup final suit.

Hold a 'Cup Final It's a knockout' in the beer garden of the Green Man.

Invite a film crew to join me at breakfast and on the open top bus to Wembley Stadium.

Bawl my fuckin eyes out when Iliman scores the last minute winner and Billy lifts the Cup.


If Carlsberg did dreams ..........

2-2, 92nd minute of 3 mins injury time, lliman charges into box, gets bought down, ref does not give it at first, goes to var, ref walks slowly over to review, gives a pen and up steps Billy to smash it into the bottom left corner.

Nurse weerz mi meds

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Will Phil Foden be less of a threat without this.

 

[mattbianco1]

If we beat city, I'll turn vegan for a year

 

[blade too long]

But only if I can take the taste away with this
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She smells of garlic down there
With a hint of rosemary

 

[Aston max]

She smells of garlic down there
With a hint of rosemary

Not this rosemary I hope

 

[Maidenhead]

If the impossible happens then there will be a 100 page thread complaining about ticket allocation, loyalty points being unfair and the ticket office being crap because there may not be enough tickets for every season ticket holder, never mind Aunti Jean, her best mate, and lot's of kids who've been loads of times without paying by "borrowing" tickets.

Welcome to the world of the fans of a successful team.

 

[ForgeBlade]

I'll drink a barrel of magnet, smoke a packet of woodbines ...................... you can guess the rest!

I tried doing the "GCB" night out once. Managed all of it apart from the woodbines...even as a (then) smoker, they were hard going. Think I managed 3.

 

[RecordBreakers]

I'll leave 10 mins early to miss the traffic

 

[Minty]

Have you always been a prat, or do you practice daily?

I think his comment was meant to be humour and banter........as is the norm with these kind of forums. Chill.