If only.......

[Jan Age]

If only Gareth Ainsworth hadn't wrecked Dane's career.

And add to that

If only someone had broken the horrible little fuckers legs at the next opportunity.

 

[Billyblade]

I'd shot David Hopkin on 25th May 1997

 

[blade too long]

if only the ref blew 2 minutes earlier at Stamford bridge in 94

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

If only the majority our board of Directors had real money , not just being two pence half penny millionaires and had some idea of how to run a football club.

UTB

 

[1danewhitehouse]

If that cunting twatbag of a ref had given that stonewall pen on Flynn we'd be right in the mix now.

 

[Jehovah]

If only I'd bagged up

 

[blade too long]

if only Hitler had succeeded wed be in the bundesliga now with cheaper match tickets

 

[boo radley]

if only Hitler had succeeded wed be in the bundesliga now with cheaper match tickets

And Spurs wouldn't have existed so we'd have made the final

 

[Missing Spark]

If only the fax machine had held out.

Sorry, I don't get that one. Please can you explain.

 

[Clarkey87]

If only Beattie didnt get the flu!

Or

If only the prince was from the rich side of the family......

 

[itsinyerblood]

If only Prince (the symbol version) had been born with an extra 6 inches (no vulgar comments gentlemen).

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'd shot David Hopkin on 25th May 1997

My 12th birthday

 

[Billyblade]

My 12th birthday

Bet it was good.

Just the day after that was a twat

 

[The Crab]

If only Prince (the symbol version) had been born with an extra 6 inches (no vulgar comments gentlemen).

My old internet persona would have been all over that like a tramp on a chip, I did enjoy a good double entendre. The new and improved me (neither really) will be a gentleman and swim by

 

[bornablade]

If only that meeting in March 1889 on Norfolk Row had finished with them all agreeing not to bother. 'Too much bloody hassle'.

 

[Grappler]

If only John hadn't met Yoko

 

[itsinyerblood]

If only Marvin Gaye had heard it on the grapevine...

 

[blade too long]

. The new and improved me (neither really) will be a gentleman and swim by

nice hidden sperm reference

 

[blade too long]

If only Marvin Gaye had heard it on the grapevine...

he had heard it through the grapevine
I bet your wandering how I knew

 

[The Crab]

nice hidden sperm reference

That had honestly never occurred to me!

 

[blade too long]

That had honestly never occurred to me!

sorry there I just pulled off that interpretation , was the first thing at hand,

 

[The Crab]

sorry there I just pulled off that interpretation , was the first thing at hand,

You are wise in the ways of the Double Entendre young Jedi

I meant as in swimming past the bait, but to be fair your version is funnier

 

[FTPE]

if only Hitler had succeeded wed be in the bundesliga now with cheaper match tickets

And standing areas, I'm seriously going to shit all over the next war story tells me now you've brought that to my attention!

 

[Darthblade]

We'd beaten Gillingham, as we should have done

(Add your own lines, there are loads of them, no more than one each though)

We actually did have an ambitious Board ........

 

[Darthblade]

You are wise in the ways of the Double Entendre young Jedi

I meant as in swimming past the bait, but to be fair your version is funnier

Strong in this one .... the force is !

UTB & FTP

 

[Balham]

We'd beaten Gillingham, as we should have done

(Add your own lines, there are loads of them, no more than one each though)

...the FA panel in 2007 had a pair of bollocks between them

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Strong in this one .... the force is !

UTB & FTP

Got me think of Blades as Star Wars characters

Obi wan kanobi - Adkins
Chewbacca- Brayford
R2D2 - scoogs

Princess Lehia - ? Maybe Coutts or woolford

 

[Grappler]

Got me think of Blades as Star Wars characters

Obi wan kanobi - Adkins
Chewbacca- Brayford
R2D2 - scoogs

Princess Lehia - ? Maybe Coutts or woolford

McCabe as The Emperor?

 

[Sean Thornton]

John Matthews had a pair of bollocks.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Got me think of Blades as Star Wars characters

Obi wan kanobi - Adkins
Chewbacca- Brayford
R2D2 - scoogs

Princess Lehia - ? Maybe Coutts or woolford

Higdon - Jabba the Hutt

All the other midgets - Ewoks