Idiotic speculation to the extreme

[AnonymousBlade1995]

If you thought some transfer speculation on here was bad take a look at this.

http://m.thestar.co.uk/sport/sheff-...promotion-this-season-1-7555707#axzz3qiXblbVL

My favourite is the bit where we will get ricky lambert on loan.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Article opening line: "Last Friday night we were in various pubs in town"...along with a photo of McNulty.

 

[Kenilworth]

If you thought some transfer speculation on here was bad take a look at this.

http://m.thestar.co.uk/sport/sheff-...promotion-this-season-1-7555707#axzz3qiXblbVL

My favourite is the bit where we will get ricky lambert on loan.

Shit & shoe laces
That makes blade too long look like GRUMPY BLADE

 

[Barney]

Reed to Swansea for £500,000.

Creased up at that bit. Wonderful.

 

[Kenilworth]

Reed to Swansea for £500,000.

Creased up at that bit. Wonderful.

Actually - that's one of the few elements that I found plausible - they like decent footballers at Swansea

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I can accept the idea that recent England International Lambert will be willing to drop into League One but this part is just ridiculous:-

"Che Adams will attract an offer from Sunderland but it will be rejected."

 

[Guesty]

Why in the blue hell would Huddersfield swap Nahki Wells for Baxter?

 

[Barney]

Actually - that's one of the few elements that I found plausible - they like decent footballers at Swansea

Wow.

 

[Kenilworth]

Wow.

No, it's true

 

[jt64]

amazing what sniffing glue will cause you to write

 

[Barney]

No, it's true

Let's see if it comes true shall we.

Funniest thing I've read all season.

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

One of those players has just signed a new contract with Milton Keynes.

 

[Ricky]

I sort of doubt that we'll be able to sign Crystal Palace's first choice goalkeeper.

Can see the Rickie Lambert one happening though - in a couple of years time. If Adkins is still here.

 

[Barney]

I sort of doubt that we'll be able to sign Crystal Palace's first choice goalkeeper.

Can see the Rickie Lambert one happening though - in a couple of years time. If Adkins is still here.

Hopefully not.

 

[Pedro Verde]

I would think its quite TIC
It might happen in a fantasy world

 

[blade too long]

Seen some clap trap spouted but that star column looks like its staight out of Viz magazine

 

[Hunkerby]

Yes this is hilarious!
Will rejecting the offer for Adams end with another humiliating climbdown?

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I think that article was written by someone that plays a lot of football manager on the pc.

 

[JohnDenver]

Why in the blue hell would Huddersfield swap Nahki Wells for Baxter?

Maybe if we beg like the desperate wastrels we've become?

 

[Ashtonsmashton]

Various pubs, where they seemed to have a bit too many

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Shit & shoe laces
That makes blade too long look like GRUMPY BLADE

Welcome to the club BTL , bar't time yer pulled yer socks up.

 

[Bladesman]

Another great pile of bollocks from The Star.

So they just hang around the pub for something to put in their paper? or is this a regular bit of crap that they do?

 

[Kenilworth]

Welcome to the club BTL , bar't time yer pulled yer socks up.

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