Just in the Common Room trying to up my already fierce pool game when I spotted out the corner of my eye a couple of tubby, sweaty nerds almost wetting themselves with excitement at the sight of me.
After about 20 minutes of them giggling to each other, the less tragic one came up and tried to engage in what could only be described as #shitbanter.
They said United were winning at Swansea or somewhere.. whatevs. I went to get my phone out of my pocket to get them to fuck the fuck off out of my personal space - the BO was off the charts.
Anyway - apart from those sad acts, chipped to the Viper Room and had a great night with Macca and the lads. Some top top banter and top top knitwear all round.
After about 20 minutes of them giggling to each other, the less tragic one came up and tried to engage in what could only be described as #shitbanter.
They said United were winning at Swansea or somewhere.. whatevs. I went to get my phone out of my pocket to get them to fuck the fuck off out of my personal space - the BO was off the charts.
Anyway - apart from those sad acts, chipped to the Viper Room and had a great night with Macca and the lads. Some top top banter and top top knitwear all round.