I know how to unnerve them straightaway

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Just show them our team sheet

 

[SB_90]

Just sing Refund in the morning, you can get a refund in the morning, refund in the morning,

i really hope we have a chorus of that

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Are you thinking of Norwich?
That was the 2nd half and they took ages to come out of the changing room even though a buzzer had gone off reminding them to come out. Wilder wasn’t happy and accused Norwich of continuous gamesmanship/ cheating.

You could be right, my apologies!

 

[Sean Thornton]

make em come out onto the pitch first on their own. Make em wait a minute out there to the booing from 28500 Blades. Then out we come to a crescendo

Just put a soap advert on the big screen

 

[blade.i.am]

How about pelting them with Werthers Originals as they come out of the tunnel?

 

[UlrikaJonssonPaintTrophy]

I miss the days when the players just used to leg it out of the tunnel straight in to their half to the Star Wars theme... Save the handshakes until after the game

 

[fintious maximus]

We should let them come out first for the second half like a few teams have kept us waiting the disrespectful shites

 

[Kenilworth]

Pretend to sacrifice a live animal? 10 minutes before kick off, the flood lights would all go out and a nervous silence would descend on the ground as well as the sky commentary box, the opening bars of 'Animal' by Def Leppard would blast out over the pa on a loop, and we'd let atmosphere build. The light's would be flicked back on, revealing an ox tethered to the goal posts at the away end. The music would then stop, and a nervous silence would again descend over the ground and in the commentary box. And we'd let the atmosphere build once more. When the fans can't take it for a single minute longer and are reaching a frenzy and sky are desperately asking what on earth is going on, a masked gary sinclair could stride onto the pitch, stripped to the waist (buff but not overly so), raise a glistening scimitar above his head, as if to behead the beast and the lights would then all go out again. When the lights are turned on for a final time, the ox and gary sinclair are nowhere to be seen and everyone concerned with the club from the tea lady to the owners themselves are acting like nothing happened, except there is still a piece of rope tied to one of the goalposts. That would unsettle them.

I sense they never let you take a lead part in the school play and you've never forgiven them.

 

[Ricky]

Get a sniper on the John Street roof to pop off a few of their fans in the lower tier. This would cause panic and horror, thus unnerving them.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I sense they never let you take a lead part in the school play and you've never forgiven them.

I'm a closet thespian. There, i've said it.

 

[boo radley]

Pretend to sacrifice a live animal? 10 minutes before kick off, the flood lights would all go out and a nervous silence would descend on the ground as well as the sky commentary box, the opening bars of 'Animal' by Def Leppard would blast out over the pa on a loop, and we'd let atmosphere build. The light's would be flicked back on, revealing an ox tethered to the goal posts at the away end. The music would then stop, and a nervous silence would again descend over the ground and in the commentary box. And we'd let the atmosphere build once more. When the fans can't take it for a single minute longer and are reaching a frenzy and sky are desperately asking what on earth is going on, a masked gary sinclair could stride onto the pitch, stripped to the waist (buff but not overly so), raise a glistening scimitar above his head, as if to behead the beast and the lights would then all go out again. When the lights are turned on for a final time, the ox and gary sinclair are nowhere to be seen and everyone concerned with the club from the tea lady to the owners themselves are acting like nothing happened, except there is still a piece of rope tied to one of the goalposts. That would unsettle them.

In my naivety I thought we'd be killing a pig tomorrow anyway not an Ox.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I have managed to source an ox, a scimitar and some rope. I'm just waiting for a call from gary sinclair to see if he's buffed up enough and has managed to get a mask. Don't be alarmed if the lights go off & def leppard starts playing over the tannoys.