How to welcome Megson ?

[William Large]

Any suggestions for songs / chants to 'welcome' the ginger shitbag to the Lane ?

 

[Kenilworth]

Fuck Off You Ginger Piggy Cunt!

That do it?

 

[SwissBlade]

With a Megson whats the score on 90 mins*

*Obviously only to be used if we win

 

[shorehamview]

"Fuck off Megson" would seem to fit the bill quite nicely. Anything else is really rather superfluous.

 

[gavtheblade]

`LOMPER`!
Wheres mi` rice?

 

[Russ]

Warnocks gonnna chin ya

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Rotten tomatoes would be appropriate.

 

[raul]

And as an aid to accuracy,leave them in the Tin.

 

[S64 Blade]

All the Kop should moonie him - think Braveheart.

 

[Tidzablade]

I'm with S64 on this one, a MASSIVE show of arses to the whining ginger shitbag!!

 

[sheafviewblade]

I'm with S64 on this one, a MASSIVE show of arses to the whining ginger shitbag!!

Does your mum live in Stoney, mrs Sparks?

 

[Trafford]

Again, subject to the result going the right way, a sarcastic rendition of "Ginger Mourinho" would go down well

 

[Zlatan]

Preferably a trap door in the technical area into a pit of molten lava.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Fuck Off You Ginger Piggy Cunt!

That do it?

And if Squinny hears this? Might it affect his game?

 

[Kenilworth]

And if Squinny hears this? Might it affect his game?

How so?
Quinny is neither a Pig or a cunt.

 

[bricktop]

Just serenade him with several versions of 'Gary Megson is a wanker'

 

[Jonboy60]

Best way to have ago at the Ginger Wendy twat is just turn the volume up for 90 mins,and beat the fucking shit out of em.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_DmXnoFJI

Hundred brownie points if anybody on the south stand could do this?
Cans and bottles optional

 

[Ollessendro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_DmXnoFJI

Hundred brownie points if anybody on the south stand could do this?
Cans and bottles optional

Aha the infamous pigs head incident with Figo after his contraversial move from Catalonia to the fascist, castillian heart land of Madrid.

Anyone remember Cantona getting a bog roll chucked at him in the FA cup match in 94/95*?


* Jan 95 I think.

 

[Rustyblade]

Synchronised mooning would be astounding.

"Oy, Megson!"

Cue an entire kopload of bare arses.

Right up there on the 'things to do/see before I die' list.

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

borrowed from Frank Skinner Live - to the tune of American Trilogy:

I wish I was at Swillsbrough away, away
I walk on down Leppings Lane and say to Gary Megson
Fuck off, fuck off,
You Ginger Wednesday bastard

 

[William Large]

borrowed from Frank Skinner Live - to the tune of American Trilogy:

I wish I was at Swillsbrough away, away
I walk on down Leppings Lane and say to Gary Megson
Fuck off, fuck off,
You Ginger Wednesday bastard

Excellent! If only I knew the tune.

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Excellent! If only I knew the tune.

Think of Elvis Presley, the bit before he sings "Glory Glory Hallelujah"

 

[Rustyblade]

Would that be ' the Battle Hymn of the Republic'?