How much sugar should you put in a homemade mango chutney?

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

The people asked for a poll, well Paisley Blade did, so here you have it, fellow Blades.

How much sugar should you have in a homemade mango chutney recipe that produced 3 x 300ml jars of chutney?

Here's the recipe:

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ho ho ho..........................

 

[Bladesman]

Sprinkle a bit of Billy Sharp in for added flavour.

 

[BLADES1988]

4.2 Metric tons

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ho ho ho..........................

Oh hi, Santa!

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

What are Nigella seeds? Am I looking in the wrong place?

 

[I should coco]

Molasses or a dark brown sugar would give a better taste.

Failing that, I'd say Basham just ahead of Hendo, Stevens and Billy for POTS.

 

[BigBed]

I'm struggling to get my tablespoon of cum into these fucking seeds!!?
Any help appreciated!

 

[diode_blade]

A bit of Hendo's, a bit of sharples and Mcg spice for the finnish and for quality topping a duffy/brown finnish sauce (the first will stop the crust from bouncing in the oven), cook in oven at 350 degrees celcius then sprinkle a bit of Billy tightshirt for roughness and a bit of Monty for that unpredictable flavour.
Job done
#db's cookery school...next week how to cook some rust with 10 megaton thermonuclear cooker...

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

What are Nigella seeds? Am I looking in the wrong place?

This forum needs more Nigella.

 

[The Crab]

Take one Ford Focus,
get in it,
go to shop,
buy Mango Chutney.

You're welcome.................

 

[The Crab]

This forum needs more Nigella.

She could definately talk me into eating the things I hate.

Yes, including Sprouts.

 

[Klinge]

I'm struggling to get my tablespoon of cum into these fucking seeds!!?
Any help appreciated!

I spilled my drink. You bastard

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

The people asked for a poll, well Paisley Blade did, so here you have it, fellow Blades.

How much sugar should you have in a homemade mango chutney recipe that produced 3 x 300ml jars of chutney?

Here's the recipe:

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I would have put money on this being a thread started by GreasyChipBeattie !

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I would have put money on this being a thread started by GreasyChipBeattie !

I wouldn't post any sh*t like this.
I know exactly how much sugar to put in!!

 

[TJB.]

I'm struggling to get my tablespoon of cum into these fucking seeds!!?
Any help appreciated!

Surely your seeds are contained within the aforementioned cum?

Either way, you're a dirty bastard and you should seek help. Only Uri Geller jizzes into spoons.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I would have put money on this being a thread started by GreasyChipBeattie !

Where do you think he learnt it from?!

Surely your seeds are contained within the aforementioned cum?

Either way, you're a dirty bastard and you should seek help. Only Uri Geller jizzes into spoons.

...and thus, the Bladesmad invasion is finally complete.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Where do you think he learnt it from?!

Why, from the king of crap himself of course.

I will never forget, all those years ago as a mere pup of a poster, desperately doubting myself when all I yearned for was to post some useless inane nonsense.
Then, like a vision of weirdness I found you, and instantly knew I had discovered my crap-crafting inspiration.

From the first time I sat in amazement at the kind of tripe you put out Koz, I began dreaming that one day, I would be able to take a deep breath, steel myself and whack that 'post' button with a fearless thump of the send key, not knowing, nay not caring, what level of ridicule I was would face.

But face it I did and you, my good man, remain that inspiration behind my continued pursuit of composing bollox threads of the lowest order.
It was YOU who gave me the confidence to step out and do it Koz. YOU that taught me how to laugh in the face of normality and all things sensible.

So now, after countless posts of patheticism (see I even post sh*t words that aren't real now) here we are, stood shoulder to shoulder giving the rods to the society that, if it weren't for the likes of me and you, would have far less opportunity to unload their frustration at having to read the kind of shite that we put out there.

Mr. Is_My_Dad, I salute you and will be forever grateful for making me what I am today.....

 

[DifferentClass]

Just order some tubs of mango chutney from City Spice.

Best chutney in Sheffield IMO.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Why, from the king of crap himself of course.

I will never forget, all those years ago as a mere pup of a poster, desperately doubting myself when all I yearned for was to post some useless inane nonsense.
Then, like a vision of weirdness I found you, and instantly knew I had discovered my crap-crafting inspiration.

From the first time I sat in amazement at the kind of tripe you put out Koz, I began dreaming that one day, I would be able to take a deep breath, steel myself and whack that 'post' button with a fearless thump of the send key, not knowing, nay not caring, what level of ridicule I was would face.

But face it I did and you, my good man, remain that inspiration behind my continued pursuit of composing bollox threads of the lowest order.
It was YOU who gave me the confidence to step out and do it Koz. YOU that taught me how to laugh in the face of normality and all things sensible.

So now, after countless posts of patheticism (see I even post sh*t words that aren't real now) here we are, stood shoulder to shoulder giving the rods to the society that, if it weren't for the likes of me and you, would have far less opportunity to unload their frustration at having to read the kind of shite that we put out there.

Mr. Is_My_Dad, I salute you and will be forever grateful for making me what I am today.....

I've just realized that I look at this site first thing in the morning and last thing at night......and several times inbetween and when I wake up during the night!