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[The Crab]

Can't believe it. Two full pages and no mock ups/paint shop. Perhaps being involved in a promotion campaign means we have better things to discuss.
Fucking hope so!

I've lost my crayons.

 

[The Crab]

Why do they always ruin the shirt with a piss poor ironed on shirt sponsor right across the middle. Always puts me off buying one at the prices they charge.

Just wash it above 40 degrees, it will soon come off whether you want it to or not

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

...and whilst we're talking of attire, can the players go back to wearing boots that keep them upright rather than on their arse every time they run off a straight line. And all those minging colours, this is work wear people.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've eaten my crayons.

Fixed it, Crusty!

 

[The Crab]

Fixed it, Crusty!

Just like Tizer, they don't taste like they use to...................

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Just like Tizer, they don't taste like they use to...................

And like Wagon Wheels, haven't they got smaller?

 

[The Crab]

And like Wagon Wheels, haven't they got smaller?

Yep they have. Bastards.

 

[BushBlade]

Fine, since you insist

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She's a bit ruff.

 

[BushBlade]

That your bit of ruff, Tyler?

Bollocks, beat me to it.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Bollocks, beat me to it.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Surely the club will miss a trick in not demonstrating 'massive' ambition if they don't sign with Sondico as their new exclusive supplier!

 

[DifferentClass]

Nipped in today and they're out of 2XLs!