I should coco
A little harsh on a well meaning body of men
The man from Minsk!
Around us his dislike of getting stuck in meant he was referred to as "The mincer from Minsk".
As opposed to “The boy from Brazil” Marcelo. Who was from Portugal but Tony Pritchett preferred the romantic idea that he was Brazilian.
He was so shit there was no way he was Brazillian. We reckon he was John Smith from Mexbro' who put the face paint on before each game. As if proof were needed, how many times can you recall him playing in a real downpour?
Case proven, your honour!