Hate Wednesday, hate Wednesday........

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Kenilworth said:
Not sure about the last bit, though, Vic ;)
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Its true. I 'wanked' into her ladypart. It resembled the exit end of a Dewhurst's mincing machine mind, and may have had teeth.

Sometimes flange trumps club loyalty. To be honest though, this was hardly 'flange' - more like 'pipe-end' with half a handful of chopped liver in it.

The first one had a mate called 'Gobby-Debby'. Just say that to yourself in a north Sheffield accent ('Gobbehdebbeh') who had four kids by different dads and was 23 or something. She looked like Kylescum, and smoked fag after fag after fag. She also had that vague 'dirty washing/mucky minge' aroma about her. She even made some joke about her and the lump I jumped doing a threesome. My sister went mad enough I'd used her wheels as a love palace but would have destroyed me had I turned it into a threesome/doggong emporium with thosee two bassethounds.

Anyway, it was 1990. A long time ago. The shame has subsided a bit. Its just now and then I see this pallid, sucked-flat, flabby knocker going back and forward in the orange glow of the streetlight with a pig tat on it and a nipple like a dinnerplate and I have to go and see my specialist.

pommpey
 
blade too long said:
ast day of this month 31st
it will be 5500 days since wednesday last played a prem game and around 11pm will tick over 8 000 000 minutes
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That is so good that it doesn't even matter if it's not true.

Let's hope that Tuna man keeps this impressive record going.
 
Although I did once shag a complete slag that was on her way back from Wadsley. Think she was a pig. She was upset about not getting a lift or something so I serviced her. I must have really turned her on because she was already well lubricated.
 
We were going to sell our previous house through a local Estate Agency which prided itself on unsurpassable knowledge of the local areas and indeed took it's name from the very same....
Outwood
Wrenthorpe
Lofthouse
Stanley

We sold via Whitegates. It's gone now, which makes visits to the drive-thru Chippy opposite even more pleasant.
 
We were choosing wedding photographers and I wasn't bothered about any (except the price extremes - ruling themselves out or definitely worth considering) the only one i expressed an opinion about was one we met (highly recommended) who proceeded to show us an album of gary megson getting married.
Cut the appointment short & just told the mrs dont even think about it.
 
You can spot a certain breed of Wednesday fan though. They are the type that just talk at you in a thick Barnsley like accent about the MASSIVE.

Last time I met a Wednesday fan that I did not know they asked who everyone around them supported. Then when he identified which among us were Blades fans all he can do was whittle on about how much he hates the Blades. It got to the point where he was talking at you so you couldn't even respond to the crap he was spouting.

Personally I would not have minded as much but it was after a funeral at the gathering and the person who had passed away hated football. Thankfully they had the decency to eventually apologise to us later on for their outburst as it was bang out of order. Although it sums up Wednesday fans that they think their MASSIVE football club is more important than anything or anyone else.

Not saying we don't have our own idiots but I like to think they are very much a minority among our support.
 
I got offered out by a pigfan at a funeral in sheffield last year after the subject got on to ched evans

Wouldnt have minded but me and the grunter were both on nothing stronger than coffee and it was about 2 in the afternoon

All a bit embarassing really
 
Screenshot from ITV's reality-based TV show, The Only Way Is S6...
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Chap came into our shop in Chez-Vegas a few years ago sporting his blue & white shirt, two boys wearing the same. I had the displeasure of serving him. He'd originally bought the product he wanted changing from Meadowhall...
Me - "Sorry - you'll need to take it back to Meadowhall"
Pig - "Can't you do it - I'm taking the kids to the game"
Me - "nope"

Used to wear my Blades necklace at that point, I do hope he saw it.

Got a few tales that some of you will have heard before from a Blade no longer with us (RIP):

Interviewing someone for a job, talk about football. 'P' in the top right hand corner of their paperwork indicates 'pig' and the interview will stop soon after - sorry, not the right candidate.

Took hot Chinese takeaway out of the blue & white carrier bag - carried it home in bare hands instead.

Wrote to the store manager of Morrisons to complain there were no red & white striped bottles of Henderson's Relish - phone call to apologise and cases of red & white next time he visited.

Someone else I know closed his Co-Op bank account down due to them writing their debt off.

My dear OH sneezed while we were in Debenhams, right by where they sold their blue & white shirts (as they used to). Realising he'd got a stray bogey on his hand and no tissue, no need to guess where the bogey was wiped...

Such is life...
 
pommpey said:
Its true. I 'wanked' into her ladypart. It resembled the exit end of a Dewhurst's mincing machine mind, and may have had teeth.

Sometimes flange trumps club loyalty. To be honest though, this was hardly 'flange' - more like 'pipe-end' with half a handful of chopped liver in it.

The first one had a mate called 'Gobby-Debby'. Just say that to yourself in a north Sheffield accent ('Gobbehdebbeh') who had four kids by different dads and was 23 or something. She looked like Kylescum, and smoked fag after fag after fag. She also had that vague 'dirty washing/mucky minge' aroma about her. She even made some joke about her and the lump I jumped doing a threesome. My sister went mad enough I'd used her wheels as a love palace but would have destroyed me had I turned it into a threesome/doggong emporium with thosee two bassethounds.

Anyway, it was 1990. A long time ago. The shame has subsided a bit. Its just now and then I see this pallid, sucked-flat, flabby knocker going back and forward in the orange glow of the streetlight with a pig tat on it and a nipple like a dinnerplate and I have to go and see my specialist.

pommpey
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Woah there Pommps - too much information, me matey.
She was only the Admiral's daughter but her navel base was full of discharged semen, spring to mind and I want it springing back somewhere else.

Thanks for sharing though :eek:
 
Jehovah said:
Although I did once shag a complete slag that was on her way back from Wadsley. Think she was a pig. She was upset about not getting a lift or something so I serviced her. I must have really turned her on because she was already well lubricated.
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Are you sure it just wasn't the after effects of the previous incumbent?
 
blade too long said:
They do suffer from having 6 fingers on both hands
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My cousin was actually born with an extra finger on both hands - needless to say immediate surgery was ordered and the extra digits chopped off. Result. He's a season ticket holder at BTDBL now - close shave though. Can't have piggies in the family.
 
Looks like some Blade has been updating the Wendy's Wiki page...
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Edit: That was just 10 minutes ago...now someone's gone and removed it!! Killjoys.
 
Presty said:
Hate is a strong word but I'd rather my teeth fell out than use a blue and white toothbrush.
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I don't waste time or thought on them other lot but there are a few OCDisms that take effect - same goes for me on toothbrush colour and if I'm getting a straw for the kids drinks it will never be blue. I sleep well at night knowing I am focusing on the big things in life......
 
super_pig said:
jarvis hates football.. tharg ;)
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He said, and I quote (!!!), "I'm not really a big football fan to be honest. Generally I don't like it so much. It's not something I'd really make a big effort to watch. Sheffield Wednesday - that's my team".

Legend.
 
HighfieldBlade said:
Well, he does like to do what "common" people do.
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Pretend you own a tuna shop,
but you haven't even got a job.
Sign some rags and an Iberian fool,
pretend we've heard of this Carlos tool?.
He delivered, the "massive" soundbite.
but the playoffs are still out of sight
we are going to win fuck all
If you'd signed Warnock, he could stop it all.....
 

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