You're all missing the point with Hamza. Not only is he an excellent utility player, a healthy, fit lad who can add some quality to many areas on the pitch, but no one's picked up on his hair. His hair is Premier League without a doubt. Chong tries to carry it off but with the highlights he's Burnley/West Ham at best, he just wouldn't hack it at that level.
Sydie has Aston Villa/Arsenal hair and wouldn't look amiss at their level and maybe Seriki could step up to the likes of say Tottenham. O'Hare has Bournemouth hair and with his nonstop running (and hairband) could do it. Coops could make it, his hair's pretty plain but for a goalkeeper at the top level that's fine.
Blaster is sadly bottom end Championship, as is Cannon, Gus, so many of the rest of the squad so come on lads, get some appointments made at Roger Sherwoods and watch our form go through the roof. Sign Hamza now and he can lead the charge. Don't be this...
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