Half Season Ticket

[Hartley Hare]

Can you get the discount for over sixty years of age if you feel over sixty, act like you are over sixty and look like you are over sixty - but are actually fifty-two?

HH

 

[SteveBlade]

Yes.

But if we have to sell Fleck and Coutts in January it's on you.

 

[JohnDenver]

Can you get the discount for over sixty years of age if you feel over sixty, act like you are over sixty and look like you are over sixty - but are actually fifty-two?

HH

They don't check your ID. They just check your balls are closer to your knees than your crotch. Let us know how you get on.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Why would anyone buy half a season ticket?
Do you get the choice as to whether you're able to watch the first or the second half?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Why would anyone buy half a season ticket?
Do you get the choice as to whether you're able to watch the first or the second half?

Well the seats on the kop are only wide enough for half a backside.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Why would anyone buy half a season ticket?
Do you get the choice as to whether you're able to watch the first or the second half?

Boom boom!

 

[RammyBlade]

Can you get the discount for over sixty years of age if you feel over sixty, act like you are over sixty and look like you are over sixty - but are actually fifty-two?

HH

Yes but you have to be 4'2 , a raging homosexual and have a face like the south side of a north bound camel - so probably yes YOU can !

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm 25 but identify as 6, can I get the kids discount?

 

[Russ]

I'm 44 but I feel like an 18 year old.

Ideally blonde, pretty and a bit curvy.

 

[Houston_Blade]

If a half season ticket holder doesn't attend do they count 0.5 people towards the attendance?