Good news for all supporters

[dingledog]

I sit behind the directors box and I am able to bring you all good news, news which I think clearly demonstrates all will be well. The directors box has been carpeted with d
Some fine red carpet. No chance now of our leaders delicate feet feeling the chill from the concrete floor. I assume they have also bought a new dyson to keep it clean. It's good to know where the priorities are. I also believe I have found the missing money, it's under the carpet, obvious when you think about it.

 

[Kenilworth]

Don't be daft - they've not paid over the odds for that - they got it cheap from Darlington - a key supplier for us I believe.

Besides which - who could you get in for the price of a lenght of carpet?

I suppose you could always start a rumour that we have signed Henry.
Instead of a Dyson we have bought Henry - think about it?
Oh, please yourself.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Maybe they're just testing it out before installing it in the entire ground..?

 

[Toronto Blade]

Would that be just for the stands or artificial red grass.

 

[Linz]

I noticed that as we were taking the Chinese students round the other day

Assuming they're Chris Steer's roll-ends?