Get yer thinking caps on..........

[Angef1Blade]

Working on a song for Nigel & struggling with the last line.............
We're on the march wi' Cloughie's army
He's the one who'll take us to the top
And you'll hear United sing
That Cloughie is the King
????????? ???????????
Please feel free to tweak/change or alter where you see fit -Im no Lennon & McCartney

 

[sheffielder]

Let's dumb this down a little. Nigel Clough's Red and White Army! on repeat for 20 minutes

 

[Jon Bon]

... but it won't be long until he gets the chop!

 

[dingledog]

'and the prince is his favourite bitch'

 

[Damski]

Nigel Clough, my lord; Nigel Clough.
Nigel Clough, my lord; Nigel Clough.
Nigel Clough, my lord; Nigel Clough.
Oh lord, Nigel Clough.

 

[MightyBlades]

Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!

 

[S6Blade]

And he's got a really, really massive c*ck.

 

[MightyBlades]

Nigel Clough is king - and we are his whores,
We are the Lane's crazy bastards,
We go fucking mad, when Baxter scores!

We're on our way to Wembley,
We'll rape and pillage London Town,
Cos we are Super Bladesmen - We don't give a fuckin damn!




----Repeat x3 times---

 

[Selly]

Keith Curle is wank, Keith Curle is waaaaaank
We've got Ni-gel Clough
Keith Curle is wank

then the week after

Parkinson is wank, Parkinson is waaaaaank
We've got Ni-gel Clough
Parkinson is wank

 

[Trafford]

Small tweak to a classic (but may only have a shelf life of a fortnight!)

We're on the march with Cloughie's army
We're goin to the Premier League
And we'll really shake them up
When we win the FA Cup
Cus United are the greatest football team

 

[highpeakblade]

Heres what I invented and was singing to my mates at home against Oldham.........

"Looking for a goal Clough, Bramall Lanes heaving"
We want a goal Clough in red and white,
Looking for a goal clough Bramall Lanes heaving.......
Gotta have a goal Clough, Wanna have a party tonight".

We had some fun with it but the lads struggled on the higher notes so it decame a deeper version of the classic, we even gave the dance moves a go from the dole cue in the Full Monty.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Working on a song for Nigel & struggling with the last line.............
We're on the march wi' Cloughie's army
He's the one who'll take us to the top
And you'll hear United sing
That Cloughie is the King
And the piggies they are heading for the drop
Please feel free to tweak/change or alter where you see fit -Im no Lennon & McCartney

Fixed it for you!

 

[ghandi]

Keith Curle is wank, Keith Curle is waaaaaank
We've got Ni-gel Clough
Keith Curle is wank

then the week after

Parkinson is wank, Parkinson is waaaaaank
We've got Ni-gel Clough
Parkinson is wank

Why Keith Curle ???

 

[Kenilworth]

Keith Curle is wank, Keith Curle is waaaaaank
We've got Ni-gel Clough
Keith Curle is wank

then the week after

Parkinson is wank, Parkinson is waaaaaank
We've got Ni-gel Clough
Parkinson is wank

Must be POETS day for SellyOakBlade
Fristly - Curle left County last season so it's not even on last year's chip paper.
Kiwomya was sacked and now Derry is the man at the helm

Secondly - if you were in your dotage and in an old people's home the latter verse might be something well worth considering.

 

[Selly]

Why Keith Curle ???

Because it was a busy day at work and I couldn't be bothered looking past the first result on Google...

 

[BladeFisher]

Working on a song for Nigel & struggling with the last line.............
We're on the march wi' Cloughie's army
He's the one who'll take us to the top
And you'll hear United sing
That Cloughie is the King
????????? ???????????
Please feel free to tweak/change or alter where you see fit -Im no Lennon & McCartney

Peace of piss

While Sheffield Wednesday start another flop