Garth Crooks Prediction

[JPBrods]

Garth does not do predictions for BBC Sport and I can't find these words uttered anywhere else on the internet, so I'm calling fake news.

 

[Eza Blade]

Love it. He’s obviously knows how much it winds our fans up so great fun. Which I why I can say in jest in my reply of “Go die you fucking complete and utter know nothing cunt”

 

[manxblade]

People think this is real

 

[PokerBlade]

Like fuck did he write that!

Some little internship cunt with a 2:2 in creative writing from the University of Bracknell has clearly picked up on some of the flack he's received from us and realised it's had some traction so has decided to try and bait us.

Quite a good analogy to be fair...

Still a prick. And no this is not because he's black.

It's not a bad analogy to compare us as a new force and style to the old classics. But it's a pretty bad analogy to make to compare us to something he doesn't understand or know about when his entire job is to understand and know about this topic. And if it was ghost written, which isn't an outlandish idea, I'd like to think they wrote it knowing he would never cotton on to this jab at his competence.

 

[NAP]

I think doing our own versions of the pundits predictions before they come out every week is a highly amusing idea. How did you think of that? can’t wait for the comments pre Palace when we’ve beaten the Arse. I get all the comments about their ‘punditry skills’ and past footballing ’prowess’. How long ago was it now?

 

[Gimli]

Some good whooshes here!

 

[William]

I'm not falling for this one. Garth doesn't do predictions because it requires too much research digging out a fixture sheet.

 

[BushBlade]

Some good whooshes here!

‘The most believable lies are the ones that people want to hear.’
Boris Johnson 2003.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

It's not a bad analogy to compare us as a new force and style to the old classics. But it's a pretty bad analogy to make to compare us to something he doesn't understand or know about when his entire job is to understand and know about this topic. And if it was ghost written, which isn't an outlandish idea, I'd like to think they wrote it knowing he would never cotton on to this jab at his competence.

Yes, that's why it's good. He's proving our point.

 

[Stretch]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

David Brent trying to be funny and controversial is played by Chris Wilder, who for some reason had to remind us of his grassroots style with a training session on Stanley park. We know you're grassroots Chris, I've seen it first hand against Chelsea.

Netflix walked away with hardly anything of note, Hollywood dominated and I can only see a 4-0 victory because of this.

Next week they take on Amazon and there's a reason I have a firestick and a prime account."

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Nuff said Garth. That's all we needed to hear.

 

[Large Mendonca]

If that's genuine, it will end up on the Blades notice board, for all players to note

 

[Mumbo]

I think some people on here are giving him too much credit,there’s no way he has got that much imagination.

 

[Snake]

Tbh I find the twat very disrespectul. By all means tear us a new un with insightful football analysis or tactical genius. Comparing Wilder to David Brent is not funny at all, and makes Crookes look like the useless cunt that he actually is.

 

[Geordie Blade]

what a fucking bell end

He's got some cheek talking about trying to be controversial, whilst being controversial. What a bellend.

Genuinely as much use as a hole punched condom as a pundit that dafty.

I listen to his opinion about as much as I listen to a pig go on about being massive.

Has he seen how crap their defence is

He's living rent free in some of your minds. This is pure parody, don't swallow it.

I really don't care much about what your usual media pundit says about us.

The exception is Garth Crooks - who's dug a hole, but isn't big enough a man to admit he's wrong, and would rather keep on digging.

Garth Crooks is a cunt.

Netflix model of entertainment is the future, more and more people are subscribing to the modern ways of consuming digital media.

Blockbuster Hollywood films are on the wane.

Good analogy Garth.

Attention seeker don't know why you can't miss the big fat pig

As the poshest Stokie on the planet, that cunt has obviously forgotten his grass roots. A wanker of the highest order.

He's clueless

Whilst "there's always a first time" not one single Premier League club have managed to put 4 past us this season. What makes him think that an above average Arsenal team are about to do that. They are half decent, but they aren't the Arse of old

We'll see, but the useless twat is basing his logic on sweet fk all

Idiot

A stupid man's version of a smart man.

The braindead cretin must have left that Chelsea game at half time.

I can't get as worked up as some about where we are on the Match of the Day running order as some, or about who's said what, but he really has got a bloody problem with us hasn't he??!! It ends up sounding daft and a bit unprofessional.

His ex must have left him for a Blade, or been a Blade, or something. Proper paranoic vendetta against us, the chubby chuff

Twat!.........nothing more to add.

He gets paid for that.

Love it. He’s obviously knows how much it winds our fans up so great fun. Which I why I can say in jest in my reply of “Go die you fucking complete and utter know nothing cunt”

Nuff said Garth. That's all we needed to hear.

If that's genuine, it will end up on the Blades notice board, for all players to note

Tbh I find the twat very disrespectul. By all means tear us a new un with insightful football analysis or tactical genius. Comparing Wilder to David Brent is not funny at all, and makes Crookes look like the useless cunt that he actually is.

You do all realise that Scooter_mcgavin made this up, don't you?

 

[alcoblade]

You do all realise that Scooter_mcgavin made this up, don't you?

You do realise that Garth Crooks is still a cunt, don’t you.

 

[Bartleby]

I really don't care much about what your usual media pundit says about us.

The exception is Garth Crooks - who's dug a hole, but isn't big enough a man to admit he's wrong, and would rather keep on digging.

Garth Crooks is a cunt.

I think that's exactly it, he dug himself into a hole earlier in the season and our performances have showed what a clueless twat he is, so now he's trying to meke it look like he's playing the Katie Hopkins wind up role.

 

[TimofeeVee]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

David Brent trying to be funny and controversial is played by Chris Wilder, who for some reason had to remind us of his grassroots style with a training session on Stanley park. We know you're grassroots Chris, I've seen it first hand against Chelsea.

Netflix walked away with hardly anything of note, Hollywood dominated and I can only see a 4-0 victory because of this.

Next week they take on Amazon and there's a reason I have a firestick and a prime account."

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Does this guy actually watch the Premier League?!

 

[TimofeeVee]

But if anything it helps inspire us, so cheers Garth

 

[Ricky]

It's testament to Garth that it's so perfectly believable.

 

[blade67]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

David Brent trying to be funny and controversial is played by Chris Wilder, who for some reason had to remind us of his grassroots style with a training session on Stanley park. We know you're grassroots Chris, I've seen it first hand against Chelsea.

Netflix walked away with hardly anything of note, Hollywood dominated and I can only see a 4-0 victory because of this.

Next week they take on Amazon and there's a reason I have a firestick and a prime account."

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Got to say that's very good.

Neatly drew in a whole netful. Just the sort of shit he'd put out there as well.

Early contender for post of 2020

 

[DifferentClass]

Fuck off Crooks you twat.

Gervais WAS funny.

 

[Trigger Blade]

It's testament to Garth that it's so perfectly believable.

But it really isn’t, it’s more like the kind of wit that Garth might think he has when he reads it but he hasn’t, never in this wide world, he’s a thick clayhead, even his elocution was largely a waste of money.

I’m not a fan by the way

 

[Greenwich Blade]

You do all realise that Scooter_mcgavin made this up, don't you?

No way did Scoots write that; impossible that he wouldn't understand Netflix.

 

[Blade56]

what a fucking fat bell end

Corrected it for ya

 

[Joeblades1]

We are like marmite oh so it seems who gives a fuck we are having the last laugh its something to. Behold

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

You do all realise that Scooter_mcgavin made this up, don't you?

You quoted my post telling people not to swallow it.

 

[Never be mastered]

I really don't care much about what your usual media pundit says about us.

The exception is Garth Crooks - who's dug a hole, but isn't big enough a man to admit he's wrong, and would rather keep on digging.

Garth Crooks is a cunt.

100% this ^^^
UTB NBM

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Of course the rest of the thread will be a procession of posts from people who can't be arsed to read to the top of page 3 before jumping in.

(I count 4 already)

 

[Stretch]

Well that's me well and truly whooshed but tbh, I made a bigger twat of myself out in the real world today, so on that basis

 

[raimond]

You do all realise that Scooter_mcgavin made this up, don't you?

Aye but still a wonderful excuse to point out he's a c**t