Garth Crooks Prediction

[Scooter_mcgavin]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

David Brent trying to be funny and controversial is played by Chris Wilder, who for some reason had to remind us of his grassroots style with a training session on Stanley park. We know you're grassroots Chris, I've seen it first hand against Chelsea.

Netflix walked away with hardly anything of note, Hollywood dominated and I can only see a 4-0 victory because of this.

Next week they take on Amazon and there's a reason I have a firestick and a prime account."

 

[aBladeInTheNorthernSky]

what a fucking bell end

 

[Westran]

He's got some cheek talking about trying to be controversial, whilst being controversial. What a bellend.

 

[Danetheblade]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

David Brent trying to be funny and controversial is played by Chris Wilder, who for some reason had to remind us of his grassroots style with a training session on Stanley park. We know you're grassroots Chris, I've seen it first hand against Chelsea.

Netflix walked away with hardly anything of note, Hollywood dominated and I can only see a 4-0 victory because of this.

Next week they take on Amazon and there's a reason I have a firestick and a prime account."

Genuinely as much use as a hole punched condom as a pundit that dafty.

I listen to his opinion about as much as I listen to a pig go on about being massive.

 

[Pedro Verde]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

Has he seen how crap their defence is

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

He's living rent free in some of your minds. This is pure parody, don't swallow it.

 

[alcoblade]

I really don't care much about what your usual media pundit says about us.

The exception is Garth Crooks - who's dug a hole, but isn't big enough a man to admit he's wrong, and would rather keep on digging.

Garth Crooks is a cunt.

 

[alcoblade]

He's living rent free in some of your minds. This is pure parody.

Thanks for taking the time to click on a Garth Crooks thread so that you can indicate how little you care about Garth Crooks.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I found that amusing to be honest

 

[Carlton Blade]

BBC Website

"This game reminds me of the Oscars, Hollywood vs Netflix. The cool, apparently trendy Netflix, which I just don't understand with it's library of unknown films against the established tinseltown of Arsenal with it's plethora of fine actors and easy on the eye appeal.

David Brent trying to be funny and controversial is played by Chris Wilder, who for some reason had to remind us of his grassroots style with a training session on Stanley park. We know you're grassroots Chris, I've seen it first hand against Chelsea.

Netflix walked away with hardly anything of note, Hollywood dominated and I can only see a 4-0 victory because of this.

Next week they take on Amazon and there's a reason I have a firestick and a prime account."

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Is that real?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Is that real?

I've not slept in 2 days, cut me some slack

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Is that real?

Garth doesn't know that many words

 

[Carlton Blade]

Garth doesn't know that many words

I've let myself and my family down with this one

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Thanks for taking the time to click on a Garth Crooks thread so that you can indicate how little you care about Garth Crooks.

I do care what he says, I find it highly amusing.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Netflix model of entertainment is the future, more and more people are subscribing to the modern ways of consuming digital media.

Blockbuster Hollywood films are on the wane.

Good analogy Garth.

 

[TJ blade]

He's living rent free in some of your minds. This is pure parody, don't swallow it.

Attention seeker don't know why you can't miss the big fat pig

 

[Snake]

As the poshest Stokie on the planet, that cunt has obviously forgotten his grass roots. A wanker of the highest order.

 

[Blade58]

He's clueless

Whilst "there's always a first time" not one single Premier League club have managed to put 4 past us this season. What makes him think that an above average Arsenal team are about to do that. They are half decent, but they aren't the Arse of old

We'll see, but the useless twat is basing his logic on sweet fk all

 

[originaltrueblade]

Idiot

 

[PokerBlade]

A stupid man's version of a smart man.

 

[Ricky]

The braindead cretin must have left that Chelsea game at half time.

 

[Eggy]

 

[raimond]

I can't get as worked up as some about where we are on the Match of the Day running order as some, or about who's said what, but he really has got a bloody problem with us hasn't he??!! It ends up sounding daft and a bit unprofessional.

His ex must have left him for a Blade, or been a Blade, or something. Proper paranoic vendetta against us, the chubby chuff

 

[PokerBlade]

Remember when this guy wrote how now Sheffield United have his attention? And then now when he wrote an analogy in which he knows and understands nothing about us?

That's the kind of shit someone comes out with when they're trying to sound smart but lack the basic faculties.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Twat!.........nothing more to add.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Am I missing something because I’m not thinking this is real, for one thing BBC would never let him talk about Netflix etc. Me thinks you’ve been wummed

 

[Tony Kenworthy]

He gets paid for that.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Like fuck did he write that!

Some little internship cunt with a 2:2 in creative writing from the University of Bracknell has clearly picked up on some of the flack he's received from us and realised it's had some traction so has decided to try and bait us.

Quite a good analogy to be fair...

Still a prick. And no this is not because he's black.

 

[Geordie Blade]

It's quite telling that an exaggerated parody isn't easily differentiated from the real garbage.