Damn right, it fooks me off too. Some people are more interested in getting yet another fucking (mediocre) pint, or a pie, than watching the game and getting behind the team. You can buy as many pints you want after the game has finished. Go to Asda, buy a fucking box of 24 Fray Bentos Beef and Onion if you want. What is it about the 90+ minutes we're at the Lane, probably less than once a fortnight these days, that possesses people to queue while the game is ongoing ?? it beats me.......
It's the queues. That's why people do it. If they could get served quick and be assured that the 15 minute break would be enough time to get a drink (or a pie), have a good chat with mates about the first half, have a piss, and get back to their seat in time for the second half starting, then the majority, I think, wouldn't be getting out of their seats 10 minutes early and disrupting things for everyone else. Or coming back 10 minutes late.
The card-less transactions seem to improve things a bit at first, but it's not even just about the serving of food and drinks, it's also about the toilets. There just aren't enough of them and the ladies have it far worse than us blokes! The queues outside the ladies toilets at half-time (or even before kick off) are massive.
United could learn a thing or two from lowly lickle Chesterfield FC. I've been to the Pro Act a number of times to watch Chesterfield when the Blades aren't playing. When you go through the turnstiles you've got a very spacious area, with the refreshments bar at one end, but also, you've got a bloke with a trolley selling cask ale, in a part of the concourse. So, if it's just a pint you're after, you don't have to go and queue at the refreshments area 10 deep. You can just go get your pint from the mobile trolley. There's loads of standing space, TV's on the walls, and the toilet areas are far bigger than those we have in the South Stand at the Lane.
Of course, it would be unfair to compare something built so recently as the Pro Act to the much older stands at Bramall Lane. And I think if we do re-build part of the ground we would hopefully give a bit more thought to the fact that this isn't just a man's sport anymore. Women and children are attending in significant numbers and we need the facilities to cater for them as well. But regardless of that, United could, right now, have a few folks selling beer and pies at individual mobile stations along the concourse - that would cut down the queues at half-time - and might (just might) persuade some folks to "siddarn" until half-time?