Fuck t'pigs

[sheffielder]

Anyway, imagine mi surprise when I opened garage door and they were a safe in middle of floor......

Where's the Charlie? Anyone?

Just a slight amendment for you there.

 

[Boxer Blade]

is that Mel Sterland cos I've a sneaky feeling it might be Shrek?

Tango with a borrowed shirt on 58

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Q. What has an IQ of approximately 11,000





A. Hillsborough Kop on a match day.

 

[TJB.]

They always remind me of U2.

Because I can't fucking stand U2.

 

[Bladebri]

We're All Wankers Aren't We

 

[Robby Blade]

Surely it can't be long now till that stupid fat attention seeking ugly brummie cunt has some sort of aneurysm.

I just worry what will happen to his bumchums surrounding him when his gut finally explodes. Be like a NK nuclear test gone wrong.

 

[Robby Blade]

For this wanker...View attachment 31054

Can you imagine what it must be like being the nurse chosen to give the fat cunt an enema.

 

[Small Mendonca]

We not all bad

In fairness, I've got a lot of Wednesday mates who are all good lads and can talk about football without any sly digs or bias. They even admit that a lot of Wednesday fans have delusions and overinflated ideas. When Wednesday do bad, I don't laugh at people like that, they're unbiased in conversation; support their team in the right way and are just normal football fans like myself. I laugh at the ones who chat shit and end up with egg on their faces, like the ones who thought Wednesday only had to turn up to beat Huddersfield.

 

[blade too long]

I think it's unfair to just to openly have a pop at Wednesday fans .They can't help being pig ignorant deluded gormless fuck with with semolina for brains and all the logic of a lemming on a cliff

 

[WILLIAM H BONNEY]

In fairness, I've got a lot of Wednesday mates who are all good lads and can talk about football without any sly digs or bias. They even admit that a lot of Wednesday fans have delusions and overinflated ideas. When Wednesday do bad, I don't laugh at people like that, they're unbiased in conversation; support their team in the right way and are just normal football fans like myself. I laugh at the ones who chat shit and end up with egg on their faces, like the ones who thought Wednesday only had to turn up to beat Huddersfield.

Good post my friend.

 

[TJB.]

In fairness, I've got a lot of Wednesday mates who are all good lads and can talk about football without any sly digs or bias. They even admit that a lot of Wednesday fans have delusions and overinflated ideas. When Wednesday do bad, I don't laugh at people like that, they're unbiased in conversation; support their team in the right way and are just normal football fans like myself. I laugh at the ones who chat shit and end up with egg on their faces, like the ones who thought Wednesday only had to turn up to beat Huddersfield.

I have three pig mates whom I'd consider good friends. One is a season ticket holder, very level headed and sensible when discussing footy.

Of the other two, one is a day-tripper armchair fan and the other claims to be piggy whenever it suits him best.

Guess who I spend the most time with...

 

[Small Mendonca]

I have three pig mates whom I'd consider good friends. One is a season ticket holder, very level headed and sensible when discussing footy.

Of the other two, one is a day-tripper armchair fan and the other claims to be piggy whenever it suits him best.

Guess who I spend the most time with...

It's a wild stab in the dark with this one but I'm going to go with the day tripper?

Do I win a prize?

 

[Booker4]

I have three pig mates whom I'd consider good friends. One is a season ticket holder, very level headed and sensible when discussing footy.

Of the other two, one is a day-tripper armchair fan and the other claims to be piggy whenever it suits him best.

Guess who I spend the most time with...

Very similar situation I have with my best mate who sadly is a season ticket holder at the Sty and then I have other mates who are pigs who don't go regularly or who have just started going in recent years who give it the big un all the time and make out Wednesday are like Barcelona!

The fan on Radio Sheff who said Wednesday had the best 15 players in the league clearly wouldn't want John Terry, or Jonathon Kodija, or maybe Assombalonga, because they've got Rhodes and Bannan and there are no better!? Delusional.

 

[pommpey]

Pigs as mates? Nah. Sorry.

I know I've confessed on here to copulating with one of their tribe sows. That was a forgiveable misrepresentation, and being as I had nowt else to do than oblige and carry out the act and then drop her off at the end of her street (Halifax Road, she lived up in a field near Ecclesfield I think so it was a bit of a trot) it was the least I could do.

But I'll say this. Life would be dead boring if Sheffield had only one team and Wilder forbid, we 'did a Bassett'. I have had some humiliation at the hands of the grunts, and life has sometimes been painful. But as I explained this weekend in the office here, some two and a half hundred miles away from where Sunday is happening, this weekend has been eagerly anticipated for some time. If there we were no pigs, we'd have to rely on Leeds United to hate. I know they themselves are worthless, shit-headed, bastards and I acknowledge that the whole conurbation of West Yorkshire iteslf is like a small paddock with fifty diahorretic heifers, fluidly and copiously emptying their angry ringpieces in a cascading sequence of fountaining, mooing, brown liquid. Fuck them. I know that all of that is there to hate. But when it comes to that lot up at the north of the city, the Jupiter-sized measure of contempt for their largely sister-brother sired squealing supporters is significant. Significant enough for every Saturday to mutter 'fuckin' piggy cunts' if Jeff Stelling announces them scoring, or 'SWFIUA' if the opposition does the same. I rejoice at news that their fucked-up buying strategy has resulted in a series of expensive, misfiring bellends. I pray for the deluded cunt who owns some tuna business to pull his dick out of their bottoms and fuck off, leaving them bankrupt and without anything in the piggy bank to buy a pot to piss in. I am elated that we are currently above them and because of a crisis of confidence they fear a trouncing on Sunday. As I tell my colleagues here, I can pick out a Sheffield accent usually without much trouble and the first question is always, "Which team?" Almost equal in contempt to "Oh, I don't follow football", is the answer, "Wednesday", in which case any bonhomie is instantly switched off. As far as I am concerned, they are not from Sheffield, are morons, mate with their relatives, eat their own faeces, need psychiatric help and should simply get fucked.

Fuckin pigfans. Fucking Pigs. Sheffield Wednesday.

pommpey

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Q. What has an IQ of approximately 11,000





A. Hillsborough Kop on a match day.

Being a bit generous there aren`t you. ?