I'm 6'4" so less of the freakish. Anyway, reminds me of one of the funny events at the Lane. Chelea were in town, very muddy pitch and wet in other words like it was for most of the season. Challenge goes in, howl of pain and the upshot is the Droy has broken his leg. From the corner of the Kop comes that collection of odd-balls known as St John's ambulance with a canvas stretcher. After taking ages it beomes obvious that this stretcher isn't big enought to accommodate Droy, but they haven't got another one. After much fussing they get him on this thing, with a bloke holding his legs to prevent them dangling over the end (not good with a broken leg). As if this isn't enough of a panto, they managed to slip and slide and drop him off off the stretcher as they leave the pitch. You could here the Droy expletives all the way back on the kop!