for any ITK'ers

[king creole]

If you hear about any strikers being fit or not for Sunday please don't post on here, much as i would like to know i would prefer not to so CW can hold his cards close to his chest so to speak.
Although it would be funny if CW said A + B will be fit so Carlos plans around defending against those 2 when there was no chance they could make it. Cue the A + B jokes ...........

 

[S64 Blade]

I'd suspect if anyone out of the club knows, Wednesdays are likely to know anyway.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We're going with Beattie and O'Halloran.

 

[king creole]

I'd suspect if anyone out of the club knows, Wednesdays are likely to know anyway.

Yeah your right let's hope we can keep it in house then eh?

 

[Blade56]

Loose lips costs ships....wink wink gotcha king creole.

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[Bath Blade]

We're going with Beattie and O'Halloran.

Craig or James?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Wilder was giving nothing away at all in his interview with RS yesterday. I had to smile as he said, "I'm telling you nothing" to Andy Giddings. He's determined to squeeze every advantage he can out of the build up to this one eh? I've no doubt it would mean the world to him to get a result at Hillsborough, as it would to all of us. And I suspect we will. I also think that we'll have a few more striker options than may seem possible at this point in time. Don't worry, I'm not ITK, so this is pure speculation. But I can hear a harp playing and a lark singing.

 

[FTPE]

We don't pay attention to our "ITK's" I doubt Carlos is going to.

 

[Kenilworth]

Loads of bin men in Birmingham have just become available.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Loads of bin men in Birmingham have just become available.

There's a tap-in about Donaldson for any Wednesdayites on here...

 

[Kenilworth]

There's a tap-in about Donaldson for any Wednesdayites on here...

Nah. They wouldn't have the nouse.

It'd have to be a one liner.

 

[I should coco]

Cue the A + B jokes ........

Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet and his teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say something rude so ignores him and calls on Mary who says "apple." Little Johnny shouts out "arse miss, arse"

Then B comes up so the teacher ignores Little Johnny and asks William who says "ball, miss". Little Johnny's shouts out from the back; "bugger miss, bugger". She tells him off and carries on. On the letter C she asks Rachel who says "cat" and then Little Johnny blurts out "cunt miss, cunt". She tells him off again.

Then the teacher gets to "D" and she can't think of any swears words that begin with D, so when she sees Little Johnny with his hand up she lets him speak. "Miss, is it dwarf?"
Somewhat relieved she says "very good Johnny".
"Yeah, little fat bastard dwarf with big hairy bollocks"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet and his teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say something rude so ignores him and calls on Mary who says "apple." Little Johnny shouts out "arse miss, arse"

Then B comes up so the teacher ignores Little Johnny and asks William who says "ball, miss". Little Johnny's shouts out from the back; "bugger miss, bugger". She tells him off and carries on. On the letter C she asks Rachel who says "cat" and then Little Johnny blurts out "cunt miss, cunt". She tells him off again.

Then the teacher gets to "D" and she can't think of any swears words that begin with D, so when she sees Little Johnny with his hand up she lets him speak. "Miss, is it dwarf?"
Somewhat relieved she says "very good Johnny".
"Yeah, little fat bastard dwarf with big hairy bollocks"

Disproving the adage that "the old ones are the best"

 

[I should coco]

Disproving the adage that "the old ones are the best"

You know me.

I'm only here to help and glad to be of service.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Nah. They wouldn't have the nouse.

It'd have to be a one liner.

Would that be a bin-liner...? I'm off now...

 

[Sean Thornton]

You know me.

I'm only here to help and glad to be of service.

You're here all day aren't you?

 

[I should coco]

You're here all day aren't you?

All day......
Every day.....

Think of the film 'Groundhog Day' but without the few funny bits.

 

[Esablade]

...not ITK or owt but believe Higgo could be fit for this one...

 

[LenTednTony]

Higgo n Sammon as a striking pair {{{{{{shudder}}}}}

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Craig or James?

As if it really matters!!

 

[Kenilworth]

Would that be a bin-liner...? I'm off now...

Glad you spotted the tap in

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Glad you spotted the tap in

Which unfortunately is more than our strikers did last Saturday...

 

[TonyAgana]

Disproving the adage that "the old ones are the best"

At the same time proving my personal adage that "dickhead" hasn't been in our vocabulary for very long at all!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Have heard on good authority that Caolan Lavery's going to make a surprise appearance. And that he's had a special Steel City Derby protective mask designed for the occasion.

 

[Foxy]

Most people *genuinely* "ITK" would normally give the information the respect it deserves anyway.

Regardless of the upcoming fixture.

 

[Jonboy60]

If your not telling anyone what you know, then how do you become an "ITK", if no one knows, except the "ITK"er.

 

[McGrath]

What happens if I say I'm an ITK'er but not really an ITK'er and make something up so as to confuse Carlos Cataclysm

Is that OK?

 

[The Crab]

...not ITK or owt but believe Higgo could be fit for this one...

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Looks like he has lost a bit of timber.

 

[Esablade]

Looks like he has lost a bit of timber.

True, should be able to reach the remote now...

 

[Blade56]

There is one genuine ITKer............












Sir Tuffty leave it at that