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Too many none #TeamMeme members posting cartoons.

I wish foxy would do something about it. I wrote him a letter but he never responded :(
 
Sean Thornton said:
A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?
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Ahem

View on Desso?

Christ I’m thick. Just spotted it at number 3.

Now Newman- perfect opportunity to troll me mercilessly for that.
Don’t be gentle. Go in hard and keep pounding.
There I’ve even thrown in an opportunity for smut.

It’s all on a plate. Not like when I joined. Tough in those days. Lucky bastard.
 
That's one helluva like ratio you've accumulated so far. Now my problem with that is everyone's favourite ex-poster will be seeing that as the supreme challenge and I foresee an imminent comeback.
 
Sean Thornton said:
A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?
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Magnet or Maggots?
Probably the most deadly serious question a new Blade on here can answer. If he goes Magnet I’m hitting the ignore button
 
west_yorks_blade said:
Ahem

View on Desso?

Christ I’m thick. Just spotted it at number 3.

Now Newman- perfect opportunity to troll me mercilessly for that.
Don’t be gentle. Go in hard and keep pounding.
There I’ve even thrown in an opportunity for smut.

It’s all on a plate. Not like when I joined. Tough in those days. Lucky bastard.
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I've got you a seat next to I should coco, but do not eat each other's crayons.
 
Sean Thornton said:
I've got you a seat next to @lshouldcoco, but dont eat each other's crayons.
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Don't worry west_yorks_blade , it's in the padded seat enclosure. We're not as close to daddy as arse-licker Scott, but we do get nice soup and a roll at half time. Also we get to see the players and sometimes they let you sit in their cars so we can pretend to drive .

Vroom vroom!
 
I should coco said:
Don't worry west_yorks_blade , it's in the padded seat enclosure. We're not as close to daddy as arse-licker Scott, but we do get nice soup and a roll at half time. Also we get to see the players and sometimes they let you sit in their cars so we can pretend to drive .

Vroom vroom!
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I’m sold, but I need to know the protocols that kick in when I soil myself. Does Sean Thornton change us?
 
Pierre's PC said:
Too many none #TeamMeme members posting cartoons.

I wish foxy would do something about it. I wrote him a letter but he never responded :(
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Like this?



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In follow-up to Sean Thornton 's questions about Blade credentials, here are a few more designed to truly confirm you as part of the elite:

Do you believe in victory by any means necessary or are you of the tippy tappy tedium school of nonceary?

Do you appreciate the contributions of Billy Sharp or are you a fucking cretin?

Do you still give even the slightest of shits about Mark McNulty?

Do you bemoan the quality of the "facilities" on the Kop or do you like to avoid being a prissy prima donna wherever possible?

Neil Warnock: proper United "ledge" or world-historical cuntwaffle?

Do you still find jokes about fax machines or Steve Simonsens penalty even remotely funny?

If you had to save either Gary Madine or Che Adams from a burning building, what would you have for your tea?
 



BushBlade said:
Because it makes the poster look like a self obsessed tit.
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How so? Show your working out, please. Or is this 'in my opinion', in which case the 'self obsessed tit' bit is equally applicable.

pommpey
 
Sean Thornton said:
A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?[/QUOTE]

Pineapple-ist
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Pierre's PC said:
Somewhere in Yorkshire, a man stands alone, fist clenched and teeth grinding as he struggles to comprehend the beauty of cartoons.
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My legal representative has taken time from building his house to declare that it isn't a cartoon, it's a picture #technicality

 



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