First Post

[Trafford]

Don’t apply your signature at the end of your posts and , er , that’s it really.

Feedback received and implemented just 31 minutes later, with a tongue in cheek reply in between - an impressive start Joey1889

 

[8lade]

first time poster so go easy on me

There's no 'go easy posts' in football these days.

 

[Caveblade]

Sorry Joey, as a long time reader I have to mark your first post as requires more effort.

There are numerous threads on both subjects and we are all just guessing.

First signing will happen between now and the end of the window.

New kit will be announced when they are ready with, some teaser build up

Don't worry about it, enjoy the summer and watch the world cup all will be revealed in good time.

Cave!

 

[Paisley Blade]

Why not?

pommpey

Why?

 

[McGrath]

We won't be making any new signings until Argentina or Brazil are out of the World Cup #gamechanging

 

[west_yorks_blade]

To really engage in forum etiquette you have to threaten to flounce off if you don’t like a reply.

And a crap joke about the fax machine wouldn’t go amiss either ffs

 

[west_yorks_blade]

We won't be making any new signings until Argentina or Brazil are out of the World Cup #gamechanging

Think River Plate?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Stick a few people on ignore.

A list can be supplied if you're unsure of names

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

A little mistake on your part Joey1889, allow me to demonstrate the correct response to this type of posting.

1. 12th July.
2. 5th July.

Sorry I can’t be more specific than that.

WUEDP?

 

[BushBlade]

Why not?

pommpey

Because it makes the poster look like a self obsessed tit.

 

[I should coco]

Because it makes the poster look like a self obsessed tit.

Ho ho ho

(c) Bushblade 2017

Er..........

 

[BushBlade]

Ho ho ho

(c) Bushblade 2017

Er..........

That’s a copyright so the Star can’t publish my wisdom without my consent. It’s not a signature.

 

[BushBlade]

Ho ho ho

(c) Bushblade 2017

Er..........

Anyway, I’ve changed it now.

 

[BushBlade]

Or not apparently.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Or not apparently.

The star will be all over your posts until you sort that out.

 

[Sean Thornton]

A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?

 

[BushBlade]

The star will be all over your posts until you sort that out.

Sorted

 

[Sean Thornton]

The star will be all over your posts until you sort that out.

"PushSpade in cooper right dilemmer"

Accompanied by a picture of a giraffe.

 

[I should coco]

That’s a copyright so the Star can’t publish my wisdom without my consent. It’s not a signature.

That's really funny that.

Wisdom!

You crack me up, you Jakarta Blades.

Tee hee hee.

 

[I should coco]

"PushSpade in cooper right dilemmer"

Accompanied by a picture of a giraffe.

And a 3 local denizens pointing at the verge:

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/it-s...ft-by-sheffield-council-contractors-1-8617321

 

[Pierre's PC]

And a 3 local denizens pointing at the verge:

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/it-s...ft-by-sheffield-council-contractors-1-8617321

Is the bloke having a stroke while his bitches are more interested in grass?

 

[Sean Thornton]

And a 3 local denizens pointing at the verge:

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/it-s...ft-by-sheffield-council-contractors-1-8617321

"Local Democracy Reporter"

Future MP for Hallam I reckon. Let's hope he's been a good boy on Twitter !!!

 

[Hamburg Blade]

A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?

I only got 3 right. What do I do now?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I only got 3 right. What do I do now?

FOTH.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

FOTH.

Bit of a post that, if I may say so.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bit of a post that, if I may say so.

Thread ruined.

 

[Lmaobob]

We'll be waiting for the World Cup to finish before deciding which members of the winning team we want to buy.

Anyone in the England team then. Kyle Walker maybe?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

A few questions Joey, just to make sure you are a Blade

1. Have Billy's legs gone?
2. Jake or Richard?
3. Desso, yes or no?
4. Have or of?
5. Jumpers over shoulders or not?
6. Is debate dead?
7. Does Foxy actually do anything?
8. Right Wing extremist or fluffy bunny snowflake Google led but free thinking anti Semitic lefty ?
9. McCabe or Prince
10. Are you interested in being a PCSO for the thread police
11. Rangers or Celtic?
12. Hawaiian Pizza, are you a peasant who likes it?

I only got one right, the one about how thick the stripes on the new shirt should be.

It's good, but not a patch on Sheep by WhiteHawk.

 

[Worksop II]

It's good, but not a patch on Sheep by WhiteHawk.

Agreed, maybe Joey1889 should showing willing and join Sheep,

and nowt wrong with him adding Joey1889 at the end of his posts ......see

Joey1889

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Anyone in the England team then. Kyle Walker maybe?

Enough of your Bladey Bladeyness.