Fetch me a sausage roll

[Silent Blade]

Q. Why did the Apple turnover?
A. Cos it saw the Sausage Roll!

A joke that I found funny when I was a schoolboy!

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Q. Why did the Apple turnover?
A. Cos it saw the Sausage Roll!

A joke that I found funny when I was a schoolboy!

That I'm afraid gets a 4 out of 10 on the Tynemouth Jokeometer!

 

[DanOundogg]

Can't remember last time i had a sausage roll, had an Hot Dog a few week agu, bit crap, reyt dry

 

[judge]

I had a hot dog at the barnsley game and it was the worst thing ive ever ate