Favourite spontaneous Blades chants?

[DifferentClass]

Nah, gorra be Bamford.

 

[Bradfordblade]

One of my favourites is from back in the 80s. Colin Morris went down the right hand side of the penalty area and cut the ball back to Keith Edwards to score. I don't think the linesman flagged but a very folically challenged referee incorrectly disallowed a very obviously legitimate goal for offside. Up goes the chant from the Kop, " Bald headed bastard, you're just a bald headed bastard!" A few minutes later the referee awards us a very soft penalty to even things up and we score. The chant now aimed at the referee is, " You're still bald, you're still bald, you're still bald!"

Priceless

 

[Gannon and Egg]

This may be influenced by the two threads I’ve read this morning but how about a chant about titwanks?

 

[SRBlade]

My favourite was a few years back when the South Stand stood up and started chanting "programs three quid!" When the programs man appeared in the stand.

I can't recall which game but that might explain why the chant started.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

My favourite was a few years back when the South Stand stood up and started chanting "programs three quid!" When the programs man appeared in the stand.

I can't recall which game but that might explain why the chant started.

My favourite would be if they all stood up chanting "Werthers two quid!"

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Not a Blades one but witty exchange that made me laugh. After the 2010 World Cup where Robert Green made an error against the USA that proved costly for the Wally with the Brolly's England, West Ham came to the City Ground to play Florist. The Florist fans immediately started on Green and at one point sang at him "You Let Your Country Down. You Let Your Country Down." The West Ham fans pointed to Steve McLaren in the dug out and sang back "So did your manager. So did your manage." Cue mutual applause and laughter from both sets of fans. Touche.

 

[TopBoy]

I am a bit partial to a "Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker" chant. Classy and straight to the point.

 

[DifferentClass]

The first match at the Lane after we'd sold Mick Jones.

"Hodgy, Hodgy, buy us Mick Jones,
Hodgy, buy us Mick Jones"

My grandad teld me we also sang "Send Dick Wragg to Vietnam" around this time, and you thought selling Brooks was unpopular...

 

[tyneblade]

I remember a game a Bournemouth around 12 years ago. Their blond long haired fullback was having a decent game. he made one mistake and was subjected to "just a shit Robbie Savage" from then on

 

[KMC-1889]

Always enjoyed the ‘wilder, what’s the score’ when Hecky tonked his Boro team.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

My favourite would be if they all stood up chanting "Werthers two quid!"

Two quid……get to Home Bargains

 

[BladeByChoice]

I am a bit partial to a "Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker" chant. Classy and straight to the point.

Yes, straight to the point short sharp chants work best.

you're fuckin shit.
and
it's a long way back to (inset town here) when you're shit.
work best for me.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

You’re goin home in a red and white ambulance

 

[sufc323]

Where did SWFIUA again come from? First time I heard it was just after Brown scored the volley against them in 2003, was it around before that?

 

[Bladesman101]

Tracksuit from Matalan

 

[I should coco]

Where did SWFIUA again come from? First time I heard it was just after Brown scored the volley against them in 2003, was it around before that?

It was certainly around in the late 70s/ early 80s, when we had a pitch side scoreboard. Often someone would have a transistor radio and word got round, so there would be cheers of anticipation, as he selected his painted wooden numbers, to show the score.
Then we would all join a hearty rendition of SWFIUA.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

"Oú est Cantona? I say Oú est Cantona?" when he wasn't in the line-up for Man U in our FA Cup 5th round game in 1993.
I can't remember if he was out injured or what.

 

[PaulBentley]

Quite funny was drummer drummer give us a song after match at Mansfield and his reaction.

 

[Guesty]

My favourite was a few years back when the South Stand stood up and started chanting "programs three quid!" When the programs man appeared in the stand.

I can't recall which game but that might explain why the chant started.

As I recall it's because we'd already been promoted and everyone was a bit giddy.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

When Kurt Zouma went down injured in front of the Kop: "That's how your cat felt, That's how your cat felt..."

 

[Greenwich Blade]

He’s got a lampshade on his head bury away he got some stick that night poor kid

And he was not very happy about it on the tram after the match. His mates were winding him up, and he sounded genuinely devastated.

Ah well, can't be helped!

 

[Greenwich Blade]

He's not flying anymore. United fans at Reading in the premier . They were singing sonko's our superman all game. He went into a tackle then broke his leg then we started singing that. Harsh looking back but funny at the time

And also as he was being carted off the pitch on a stretcher: "There goes you Superman, There goes your Superman!" whilst one Blade stood on his seat and held the "Superman in Flight" pose for a good thirty seconds.

 

[MVB]

Was it our own Kozzy_is_my_Dad who started Flinders licks Winders at Piggy Scott at Hartlepool?

Funny reading through this thread and seeing this, this is one I can actually lay claim to. My life was all downhill from this point

 

[uTurn]

you're fuckin shit

I remember going to Wigan in the Adkins season, and singing "we're fucking shit", when we were 2 and 3 goals down. Then, when we somehow dragged it back to 3-3, changing to "you're just as shit"

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[DifferentClass]

Din't "Wednesday's going bust" to tune of Three Lions get a couple of airings around October?

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[The Fox]

"Where's your caravan " is much missed these days.

 

[DifferentClass]

"Where's your caravan " is much missed these days.

Aimed at players wi long unruly hair... meanwhile the only Traveller player in the EFL has a neat side parting.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sack the Pig about Meggo was memorable.