Favourite spontaneous Blades chants?

[Lane Ender]

If Porter scores we are on the pitch

 

[dublin 10 blade]

(Apologies, this is not a Utd chant)
League Cup a few years back, Plymouth v Southampton; bad foul by a Southampton player, and the Plymouth fans started chanting. ‘You dirty northern bastards’.

I was going to post hearing that at a. Exeter v Plymouth game , when a bad tackle by an Exeter player brought that response

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I was going to post hearing that at a. Exeter v Plymouth game , when a bad tackle by an Exeter player brought that response

Given my memory, it is probably that one I was thinking about. Or was it Truro fans about Exeter? I thought it was original and funny, but they probably all do it down there…

 

[Grappler]

Bury away, League one, 2012, Bury had sold us three sides of their ground, as it made financial sense, we packed it out and we won 3 nil (Richard Cresswell, Ched Evans and Lee Williamson). We were never in any real danger, and as Ched scored the second, a load of younger Blades started a Conga line, and spent the next 15 minutes or more, doing the Conga around the ground, singing something like "the line keeps getting longer, cos the Blades are doing the Conga, na na na na, oooo, na na na na oooo".

 

[Ivanhoe]

I can remember at a home game in the late 70’s when a dog as big as a ‘Border Collie’, ran all over the pitch when the game was on, to a loud chorus of:
”There’s only one Jackie Charlton-One Jackie Charlton“
And I am sure every time the dog evaded capture a cheer went up just like the cheers when a series of completed passes happens.

 

[Newbury Blade]

During the February 1974 general election campaign: “HEATH OUT! HEATH OUT!”
(Note to younger readers; Edward Heath was the Tory prime minister; no relation to Adrian.)

 

[Newbury Blade]

Yeovil away, aimed at a steward: “HAIRCUT BY MATALAN, HAIRCUT BY MATALAN … “

 

[Hull Blade]

Scunny sacked their manager Neil Cox, before their ultras could shout....'COX OUT'.
True story.

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Heard on the radio I think that when a Forest Green Rovers player got hacked down, Walsall fans sang “He’s eating our grass, he’s eating our grass, that vegan bastard he’s eating our grass”

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

“Sit down Pinocchio” to Phil Thompson when we played liverpool in the league cup in 03. I seem to remember their bench all laughing when I saw the highlights later

Why would their bench laugh at you watching the highlights Swiss?

 

[dublin 10 blade]

When I first heard it I cracked up laughing I have to admit ,
Very quick witted of them

 

[bornablade]

September 1967 v. Newcastle. The game after we had sold Mick Jones to Leeds.

'Michael Jones, Michael Jones is it true what Dick Wragg says, you're not coming home'. (to the tune of Grocer Jack excert from a Teenage Opera)

End of the season away match 1994 at Oldham.

'You're going down with Swindon Town'

We didn't realise that we'd also be joining them!

 

[ForgeBlade]

Shrewsbury away, League Cup 2005. A very youthful looking Joe Hart in goal for the home side.

"Michael Jackson, he's coming for you."

 

[Sorcerer33]

How about "he shoots, he scores, he'll eat your labrador, Sun Jihai, Sun Jihai

 

[Russ]

Most unpopular chant:

September 2010 - a Borrusia Munchengladbach supporter starts off the song - gimme a B....

December 2021 - they've just about finished singing it.

the old ones are the best.

 

[DifferentClass]

Scunny sacked their manager Neil Cox, before their ultras could shout....'COX OUT'.
True story.

Seem to recall Brizzle used to have a manager called Alan Dicks, when he was on the verge of sacking the home side were shouting "Dicks out!" and the opposition team (Newcastle?) who were also doing crap, had a manager called Cox. Their fans were shouting "Cox out!"

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

He's fat, He's round, he's taking his trousers down Shipperley Shipperley.

 

[DifferentClass]

"Boris Johnson is a cunt" tonight has to be up there

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Shoreham Boys we’re on a bender
Boris Johnson is a sex offender

 

[Cassis]

Off on a tangent here ...
I reckon wilder was all gob , if it came on top I reckon he would leg it .
Just my opinion...
I reckon slav on the other hand is nails

I always thought Slav looked like a Russian hitman

 

[A_Bladesman]

Shoreham Boys we’re on a bender
Boris Johnson is a sex offender

Good one!

 

[Angef1Blade]

Preston away at one of the early new season games following our play-off final defeat v Wolves ?- ( correct me if Im wrong on this )
The away fans were housed behind the goal (as usual) but only had about half of the stand separated by a line of stewards & seats cordoned off with the home fans occupying the other half. There was an early chant from the Preston fans - "Cry on the tele we saw you cry on the tele" followed by an almost spontaneous reply from the Utd fans of "Been on the tele You've never been on the tele". Even the home fans were laughing. T'was a quality moment indeed

 

[Champagneblade]

Carvahal are you listening
To the song that we're singing
We're 4-2 in front
You Portuguese C***
Walking in a Wilder Wonderland...

 

[Sanguine]

I always thought Slav looked like a Russian hitman

As opposed to a Serbian hitman?!

 

[bartman]

Good one!

Why is it good to accuse anyone of being a sex offender ?

 

[A_Bladesman]

Why is it good to accuse anyone of being a sex offender ?

Its not is it really mate. Its not my business to say owt negative.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I enjoyed the "League one Wes my lord" song last night, Wes had a smile on face as well.

 

[Jon Bon II]

'Michael Jones, Michael Jones is it true what Dick Wragg says, you're not coming home'. (to the tune of Grocer Jack excert from a Teenage Opera)

'Alan Ball, Alan Ball, is it right what Currie says that you're fuck all, oh Alan Ball'

From 1973 (I think), when Tony Currie sat on the ball as we were 5-0 up against Arsenal, reciprocating Alan Ball doing the same, when they were 5-0 up the season before.

 

[Piddie]

Town full of smack heads at Hull this season made me chuckle.

 

[Torrix1889]

Couple of good new chants last night.....

"aye, aye Illiam Ndiaye" to the tune of "aye, aye yippee, yippee aye"....went on for ages that.

Then right at the end to the tune of Status Quo "Rockin all Over the World"........and I like it, I like it....(and so on).....here we gooooo-ooooh, Hecky and Stuart McCall..

Was a brilliant night last night, we genuinely didn't shut up for 90 minutes.....Fulham fans are a fucking odd bunch, absolutely zero passion and wouldn't rise to anything...