Farewell to the forum - Part Deux

[Jon Bon]

It is with deep sadness and with heavy heart that I am informing you all of my decision to leave the forum. I am finding that, with ever increasing work commitments, I am unable to devote the time necessary to deliver the quality one liners, quips and double-entendres that you have all come to expect. In a little over 45 minutes, I will be attending a meeting that is expected to last over three hours. The nature of that meeting is so sensitive that not even personal mobile phones are allowed. Therefore, I won’t even be able to ‘Do a Darren’ as it’s come to be known – and post 35 replies on the Franco-Prussian conflict of 1870 during the boring bits. Not that pulse detonation engines are boring or owt, you understand.

Being faced with potentially such a lengthy absence from the forum, I have taken the decision to simply walk away, rather than making hurried contributions from the bog during a piss break and risk giving the impression that I have no fucking clue what I’m on about. I hope you all will understand. I would just like to say that I’ve enjoyed locking horns with some of you, having a laugh with some of you and to the people what I’ve pedantically pulled up for there punctuation’s and spelling’s – it wasn’t personal and it will certainly make you a better person. So, au revoir my friends. I know my life will certainly be much emptier for the next 4 hours.

 

[Jon Bon]

Sorry, me again. Can someone tell Nade that I can't cover for him in Shoutbox on Wednesday while he gets his teeth whitened. Ta. And ta-ra.

 

[Bladesman]

But Nade leaves such a mess around here though.

 

[JohnDenver]

Thank fuck he's gone.

 

[RealMcCoy]

pedantically pulled up for there punctuation’s and spelling’s [/QUOTE]

Take it you're being ironic!

 

[Pinchy]

Never liked him anyway....

 

[Pinchy]

Never liked him anyway....

Sorry....hacked.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

 

[Woodwaaard]

JB, sorry you've had to leave us for so long
When you finally get around to posting once more, PLEASE don't forget to take your drugs first: As you point out, standards must be maintained...

 

[Bladesman]

By the way Jon Bon you have posted this thread in the wrong section of the forum.

For this major error you will now have to have your testicles removed.

 

[Paulus]

I'm sorry this Farewell cannot be accepted unless it is accompanied by the required flounce, please provide evidence of your walking away from your computer with slightly mincing steps, lower jaw raised above its natural angle and right arm extended at the side your body with with the right hand sticking out at an unnatural angle. Additional tutting or cursing is not required but may be used as supporting evidence.

 

[Pierre's PC]

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Flouncing season is most definitely upon us.

Who next?

 

[Blade56]

It is with deep sadness and with heavy heart that I am informing you all of my decision to leave the forum. I am finding that, with ever increasing work commitments, I am unable to devote the time necessary to deliver the quality one liners, quips and double-entendres that you have all come to expect. In a little over 45 minutes, I will be attending a meeting that is expected to last over three hours. The nature of that meeting is so sensitive that not even personal mobile phones are allowed. Therefore, I won’t even be able to ‘Do a Darren’ as it’s come to be known – and post 35 replies on the Franco-Prussian conflict of 1870 during the boring bits. Not that pulse detonation engines are boring or owt, you understand.

Being faced with potentially such a lengthy absence from the forum, I have taken the decision to simply walk away, rather than making hurried contributions from the bog during a piss break and risk giving the impression that I have no fucking clue what I’m on about. I hope you all will understand. I would just like to say that I’ve enjoyed locking horns with some of you, having a laugh with some of you and to the people what I’ve pedantically pulled up for there punctuation’s and spelling’s – it wasn’t personal and it will certainly make you a better person. So, au revoir my friends. I know my life will certainly be much emptier for the next 4 hours.

So let me get this right and paraphrase what's about to happen.....

You've gone for a shit

 

[Nade]

Sorry, me again. Can someone tell Nade that I can't cover for him in Shoutbox on Wednesday while he gets his teeth whitened. Ta. And ta-ra.

Can anyone else cover me?

 

[Jon Bon]

And... I'm... Back in the room.

Jeeze that was intense. Scoffed a whole packet of Haribo 'Tangfastics'. I was climbing the walls at 3 o'clock. Looking forward to a nice kip on the train for an hour so no one disturb me. As Gary Glitter once said "How old did you say you were?" Er.. no, not that. I meant "Hello, Hello - It's good to be back..!

 

[Pierre's PC]

And... I'm... Back in the room.

Jeeze that was intense. Scoffed a whole packet of Haribo 'Tangfastics'. I was climbing the walls at 3 o'clock. Looking forward to a nice kip on the train for an hour so no one disturb me. As Gary Glitter once said "How old did you say you were?" Er.. no, not that. I meant "Hello, Hello - It's good to be back..!

Welcome back but to be honest I missed Nade more

 

[Jon Bon]

Welcome back but to be honest I missed Nade more

Right, that's it. I've had enough, I'm off...

 

[boo radley]

Had this got owt to do with the death of Lady Di?

 

[Blade56]

.......kip on the train.....

Shut the door! Guess who the trains were watching


Barnes big surprise

 

[Bladesman]

Had this got owt to do with the death of Lady Di?

Yes according to the article I read in the Daily Express.

 

[boo radley]

Yes according to the article I read in the Daily Express.

Jon Bon will be pleased.

 

[Jon Bon]

Jon Bon will be pleased.

Kenny Sansom?

To be honest, I find the RWD cars like the BMW E3 and Escort MKII much more challenging to drive and much more fun than the unexciting modern AWD's.