Everton Manager Moaning Git

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Quite how anyone can watch this and come out of it thinking that Sean Dyche is anything other than a bellend is beyond me.

"Sean, did you think that Oli McBurnie header was in at the end?"
"Err which one? I don't know what you mean"
"The...the...the save from Jordan Pick..."
"No no because he saved it"
"Yeah but did you think it was heading in?"
"No no he saved it so no, I didn't, no"

Just say that you thought it was a goal, as we all did, but that you're happy that your keeper has pulled off a worldie. Don't be a patronising twat.

Shades of latter day Chris Wilder going on for me.

I took it how I think SD did. Ie was it actually over the line.

 

[dsr-burnley]

Quite how anyone can watch this and come out of it thinking that Sean Dyche is anything other than a bellend is beyond me.

"Sean, did you think that Oli McBurnie header was in at the end?"
"Err which one? I don't know what you mean"
"The...the...the save from Jordan Pick..."
"No no because he saved it"
"Yeah but did you think it was heading in?"
"No no he saved it so no, I didn't, no"

Just say that you thought it was a goal, as we all did, but that you're happy that your keeper has pulled off a worldie. Don't be a patronising twat.

Shades of latter day Chris Wilder going on for me.

He took the mick out of a journalist whose mobile phone rang during one Burnley press conference. He doesn't suffer fools as gladly as some managers, which is always risky because a journalist with an agenda has powerful tools available.

If a journalist is unable to frame a simple question like "Did you think the header was going in", then Dyche isn't going to take it too seriously. As the journalist found out, if you ask a silly question, you get a silly answer.