Egg

[Zipwire]

The most surreal sight on the away day yesterday (and you’ll get to set plenty of surreal nights if you ever get the pleasure of visiting Norfolk) was a unbroken egg in the trough in the piss house.

Did anyone on here also see the aforementioned egg, and can anyone shed any light on how the egg found its way in to the trough?

 

[DifferentClass]

The most surreal sight on the away day yesterday (and you’ll get to set plenty of surreal nights if you ever get the pleasure of visiting Norfolk) was a unbroken egg in the trough in the piss house.

Did anyone on here also see the aforementioned egg, and can anyone shed any light on how the egg found its way in to the trough?

Better than finding an unbroken turd in the sink...

 

[Plymouthblade]

Delia’s marinating

 

[Cheesebored]

Better than finding an unbroken turd in the sink...

The idea that finding a broken turd in the sink is somehow better has just blown my mind.

 

[Grey Blade]

The most surreal sight on the away day yesterday (and you’ll get to set plenty of surreal nights if you ever get the pleasure of visiting Norfolk) was a unbroken egg in the trough in the piss house.

Did anyone on here also see the aforementioned egg, and can anyone shed any light on how the egg found its way in to the trough?

Didn't see it but it would only have added to the whole bizarre Norwich experience with ticketing problems and disrupted travel arrangements - both coming and going which all worked out well in the end.

 

[Tezza1889]

Some lads I knock about with would have had a whip round to eat the egg...

But I famously only have "one" friend

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Yes, I saw it, I've dropped a few eggs myself after a load of beer but that's the first time I've seen an actual egg in a piss trough.

 

[raimond]

Kidney stone

 

[Bladesman]

I expect a slice of bacon or a sausage to appear at the next away match.

 

[cooperblade]

I also saw it and seem to remember it was sat on a bed of something which suggests Delia was involved

 

[Jinxy1966]

Kidney stone

OEUF !!

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Delia Smith is illegitimate...

 

[coaxingstar71]

Uneggsplained.

 

[mattbianco1]

 

[Davalon]

The most surreal sight on the away day yesterday (and you’ll get to set plenty of surreal nights if you ever get the pleasure of visiting Norfolk) was a unbroken egg in the trough in the piss house.

Did anyone on here also see the aforementioned egg, and can anyone shed any light on how the egg found its way in to the trough?

Yeah I did after the game

 

[Bladeloyal]

It was one of my gall stones

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

I’d quite like to piss on an egg.

 

[Grey Blade]

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Many years ago whilst a student. We came back to the flat at lunchtime and found our landlord ( there to do some maintenance) having a pee in our sink - he couldn't be bothered to go downstairs to the bathroom.
He justified it telling us 'urine is sterile' so I reckon you could have hard boiled the egg just to be on the safe side

 

[DifferentClass]

Did anyone eyt it though?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

What came first? The piss or the egg?

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I’d quite like to piss on an egg.

I did.

 

[nopigfansintown]

O'Hare or Moore layed it?

 

[VictoryBlade]

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Its a Narich tradition!

 

[Houso]

 

[Nick Jansky]

Better than finding an unbroken turd in the sink...

If the turd was unbroken that suggests a portion of it is still in the arse of the donor.

 

[Half Bond Jls]

If the turd was unbroken that suggests a portion of it is still in the arse of the donor.

Is this what causes handbrake turns in the boxershorts/ pants?