Doctor Who lends you the TARDIS

[Oreyt]

...and you can't go back to see the dinosaurs or Pompeii or any of that shite, only have a word with one UTD player before one of this season's matches - who would it be and what would you tell them?

I'd go for Orient away - Mr Porter: when 1-0 up, and one on one with the keeper, don't be a clever sod and try to dribble it into the net. Never forget that Steven S is at the other end of the pitch in one of his pre-menstrual\indecisive moods - a 2 goal lead would be useful.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Oldham at Home, no question about it.

 

[dingledog]

Oldham at home

 

[Selly]

Oldham at Home, no question about it.

Spot, and indeed, on.

Although decent shouts would also be...

Long before Exeter
Simondson before the derby

And if I can stretch the TARDIS just a smidge more I'd have a quick word with Ched before our last game of last season. Wouldn't be talking about football though, probably about Rhyl....

 

[judge]

Ched , beds and level heads
Nuff said ?

 

[stannyblade]

oldham for me. Now listen here young Lowton dont go holding on to the ball if they score

 

[MunXy]

pop back to last season, sorry memory is fooked but few hours before kick off, the game Morgs got crocked and convince him to stay at home, doomed anyway and what a god send he woulda been this season .
or as stated rhyl and whisper in ched ear that his mate mcdonald has herpes

UTB
#keepthefaith

MunXy

 

[Sheff de party]

before the first derby, i'd say to Simmo - come off ur line and either catch or punch the ball out of the box when its in the 6 yard box. in u dont, im fining u a weeks wages. if u punch it out the box and someone scores from there il take full responsibility and get a Simmo did the right thing tattoo.

 

[Bedrock Blade]

With five minutes to go in the Stevenage match I'd tell Harry to stop pissing about and get it hoofed forward.