Do you think we will make a late bid for Stokesy?

[Stokesy]

I think if Blackers can get talking to him he can charm the arse of the lad and make him pick us over all his Premiership suiters

 

[derrywan]

maybe... IN YOUR HOLE:blink:

 

[shorehamview]

Who in the Premier League is daft enough to want to sign him? And assuming there was such an idiot, why then would he turn them down to play for us?
Also the fact that Blackwell might not want to sign him as he's as much use as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest could influence the decision.

How much is he paying you? You are one hell of a P.R. man, but someone should explain to you that you can't polish a turd. Now matter how much Mr. Sheen it gets it's still a turd.

 

[matth]

You could varnish a turd, and then polish it - but you could argue that you're then polishing the varnish veneer, rather than the turd itself.

Also you could varnish a fossilised turd.

 

[Foxy]

You could varnish a turd, and then polish it - but you could argue that you're then polishing the varnish veneer, rather than the turd itself.

Also you could varnish a fossilised turd.

Some would wonder if perhaps you are a turd researcher, with information like this!

 

[The One]

The rumour is we are making a £15M bid on Stokesy!

I hope it comes off!

 

[shorehamview]

Also you could varnish a fossilised turd.

I bought Mrs. SV a nice coprolite pendant a couple of years ago. It was only when she found out what it actually was that the smiles turned to frowns, which kind of brings us back to Mr. Stokes, in a dinosaur-bobar type of way.

 

[dingledog]

I really dont think we have enough money to bid for him, he must be worth, mm well lets see now, er nothing.

 

[Blades-7]

I think if Blackers can get talking to him he can charm the arse of the lad and make him pick us over all his Premiership suiters

Are you still here?