Des Taylor

[Tony_Kaufman]

You wait til you get Ceefax on your telly. You'll cack your pants.

You can book a good holiday though.

 

[wak1889]

I'm glad it's not just me who understands this and doesn't think the club are using Chat GPT or asking Alexa!!!

Some people on here are humorously ignorant and subsequently closed minded due to this ridiculous belief.

Yes exactly, I think some fans think the board sit around the table and go "alexa" find me a 25 goal a season striker,

 

[LBA_Blade]

True.
I bet they aren't even getting a manager. AI will just do it all. Players can just read the instructions that AI has written.

Answering a AI related thread with an AI response. I asked ChatGPT "How should Sheffield united score a goal in football"

Players pens and paper at the ready!

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1.​

Historically, Sheffield United under managers like Chris Wilder have utilized:

• Overlapping center-backs to create overloads on the wings.
• A direct style with high pressing.
• Set-piece threats from tall defenders.

They should stick to what suits their squad, unless the style has drastically changed under the current manager.

2.
A.

• Use short, controlled passes through midfield.
• Involve wing-backs or wingers to stretch the defense.
• Create space centrally for attacking midfielders or forwards to exploit.

B.

• Break quickly when the opposition is caught out of shape.
• Use pacey forwards or wingers to exploit gaps.
• Simple, direct passes to outpace the recovering defense.

C.

• Deliver quality balls into the box from wide positions.
• Target tall forwards or late runners (e.g., midfielders or overlapping defenders).
• Focus on accurate timing and positioning inside the box.

D.

• Take advantage of space outside the box.
• Encourage midfielders or defenders with good technique to try efforts from distance.

E.

• Utilize well-drilled routines.
• Aim for strong headers or knockdowns inside the box.
• Defenders like John Egan have historically been useful targets in set pieces.

3.

• Against stronger teams: sit back, absorb pressure, and break quickly.
• Against weaker teams: control possession, push full-backs higher, and maintain pressure in the final third.

Who says we need a manager!

 

[robbiez666]

Pretty exciting. I'd hope some of the board are invested in medtech and analytics in that area that we can bring in to the new facility. Could also add to the tension between CW and board in that there may be a need to completely rip up the current fitness programme and build something that isn't old school which may mean getting a new sports science head.

I suspect mist clubs above us do this already. We do, to a degree, with those vests they wear. We've managed Campbell using it so not all bad. We need to use it in conjunction with a medical going forward.

 

[Jon Bon II]

You can book a good holiday though.

What, and miss the Bamber Boozle quiz? Not likely.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

I just asked "Hey Google, which striker should Sheffield United sign?" It replied "I didn't understand the question. Did you want to ask who is Sheffield United's main striker?"

I didn't say yes in case the answer was Tom Cannon!

So much for Johnny 5's input!!!

 

[MayorOJC]

Great film

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Answering a AI related thread with an AI response. I asked ChatGPT "How should Sheffield united score a goal in football"

Players pens and paper at the ready!

---

1.​

Historically, Sheffield United under managers like Chris Wilder have utilized:

• Overlapping center-backs to create overloads on the wings.
• A direct style with high pressing.
• Set-piece threats from tall defenders.

They should stick to what suits their squad, unless the style has drastically changed under the current manager.

2.
A.

• Use short, controlled passes through midfield.
• Involve wing-backs or wingers to stretch the defense.
• Create space centrally for attacking midfielders or forwards to exploit.

B.

• Break quickly when the opposition is caught out of shape.
• Use pacey forwards or wingers to exploit gaps.
• Simple, direct passes to outpace the recovering defense.

C.

• Deliver quality balls into the box from wide positions.
• Target tall forwards or late runners (e.g., midfielders or overlapping defenders).
• Focus on accurate timing and positioning inside the box.

D.

• Take advantage of space outside the box.
• Encourage midfielders or defenders with good technique to try efforts from distance.

E.

• Utilize well-drilled routines.
• Aim for strong headers or knockdowns inside the box.
• Defenders like John Egan have historically been useful targets in set pieces.

3.

• Against stronger teams: sit back, absorb pressure, and break quickly.
• Against weaker teams: control possession, push full-backs higher, and maintain pressure in the final third.

Who says we need a manager!

I like it. Gerrimin.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Great film

.... that's pretty much it in a nutshell!!!