Player Suggestion Dani Alves,

[Gee]

Worth a punt for a year or a coaching job surely, I know, wages but what the hell, yes please


'WHERE DO I PUT MY CV?'
Does anyone fancy signing Dani Alves?
The free agent, former Barcelona and PSG full-back, has posted a message on Instagram to say: "Looking for a job, where do I put my CV? Someone let me know if you have time to read it."
He's only 36, surely worth a one-year deal somewhere.

 

[Akinbiyi]

This is. Just.
Wow.
This is.
Wow. Fuck. Just. Wow.

The worst suggestion all summer. Multiply not a fucking chance in hell whilever I’ve got a hole in my arse x by absolutely no fucking way ever. And then keep multiplying.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

We'll take that as a no, then.

 

[Mojo]

It would be worth asking cause the guys still class

 

[LondonBlade89]

Thought this was going to be a pasta man suggestion.

 

[Akinbiyi]

It would be worth asking cause the guys still class

There’s more chance of plaiting piss for crying out loud.

Here’s the betting:



United’s chances are somewhere filed under ‘no fucking’

 

[Mojo]

There’s more chance of plaiting piss for crying out loud.

Here’s the betting:

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United’s chances are somewhere filed under ‘no fucking’

Haha yeah I know it's very unlikely but can't see those other clubs taking him. Probably end up in China

 

[bonnet de douche]

 

[blademark]

This is. Just.
Wow.
This is.
Wow. Fuck. Just. Wow.

The worst suggestion all summer. Multiply not a fucking chance in hell whilever I’ve got a hole in my arse x by absolutely no fucking way ever. And then keep multiplying.

You don't seem overly keen?
Or am I misreading the signals?

 

[Akinbiyi]

You don't seem overly keen?
Or am I misreading the signals?

I’d love Dani Alves.

I’d also love to host my own playboy mansion party with me and all the bunnies. On my own private yacht. In the port of Monaco.

I don’t know which is more unlikely.

 

[mattbianco1]

Man City signing all over

 

[Le Cynique]

I look forward to seeing him run out with Ribery.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I’d love Dani Alves.

I’d also love to host my own playboy mansion party with me and all the bunnies. On my own private yacht. In the port of Monaco.

I don’t know which is more unlikely.

Well the buoyancy of the yacht might take some work hosting a mansion, but the rest is feasible.

 

[bigbirdblade]

I’d love Dani Alves.

I’d also love to host my own playboy mansion party with me and all the bunnies. On my own private yacht. In the port of Monaco.

I don’t know which is more unlikely.

So is in a mansion or on a yacht?

 

[Akinbiyi]

So is in a mansion or on a yacht?

It's a mansion party on the yacht, not an actual mansion on a yacht

 

[itsinyerblood]

Saw him play recently. Was outstanding........that's all.

 

[Nick Jansky]

It's a mansion party on the yacht, not an actual mansion on a yacht

Isn’t that a yacht party?

 

[Manuel Azaña]

Player-Manager at The Sty.

14/1

 

[Blade for Sale]

Anagram of Anal Dives. For that reason alone, I'm out.

 

[Akinbiyi]

Isn’t that a yacht party?

No it’s a playboy mansion party



Like this one which was at Talay nightclub, 12th avenue and 135th street, somewhere in the US.

 

[Nick Jansky]

No it’s a playboy mansion party

Like this one which was at Talay nightclub, 12th avenue and 135th street, somewhere in the US.

As long as I’m invited its all good

 

[dazzlingblade]

I’d love Dani Alves.

I’d also love to host my own playboy mansion party with me and all the bunnies. On my own private yacht. In the port of Monaco.

I don’t know which is more unlikely.

knowing my luck i'd end up on a luxury yacht in Monaco with a naked Dani Alves

 

[Pedro's Winger]

Get Dani in for a season before we bring Kyle home next summer.

 

[Kev Gee]

gone to Sao Paulo

Dani Alves: Sao Paulo sign former PSG, Juventus and Barcelona defender

Brazil captain Dani Alves completes a free transfer to boyhood club Sao Paulo, signing a deal until December 2022.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Harrisblade]

It's a mansion party on the yacht, not an actual mansion on a yacht

Couldn't you get a mansion with a very, very big swimming pool?

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Anagram of Anal Dives. For that reason alone, I'm out.

Think there's only me that was Anal enough to realise that it's not.

Good effort though.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Think there's only me that was Anal enough to realise that it's not.

Good effort though.

You're bringing the pedant out of me now! As if I'm not unproductive enough with the cricket!

D A N I A L V E S
5 1 2 6 3 4 7 8 9

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

You're bringing the pedant out of me now! As if I'm not unproductive enough with the cricket!

D A N I A L V E S
5 1 2 6 3 4 7 8 9

But his name is actually Daniel.

 

[Blade for Sale]

But his name is actually Daniel.

You've out-pedanted me. And anyway, A Devil's Lean doesn't have the same impact.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

You've out-pedanted me. And anyway, A Devil's Lean doesn't have the same impact.

The waiting of McBurnie has turned me into a bore.