Jay Roy Grot

[SUFCScorecard]

Some guy over on the General thread on Berge replacement suggested we have a player in the Danish league lined up if we sell Berge.

Given O'Brien is apparently the CM replacement lined up, and we know we also need a ST, I'm going to put 2+2 together to make 5 and suggest it could be former Leeds striker Jay Roy Grot. He's been on fire for Viborg, is a good age (24), a physical presence (6'4"), his contract is up in the summer and he was expected to leave this window.

Probably nothing in it, but more fun that discussing the shitshow that is our embargo/takeover/Bergefiresale.

 

[Rodley]

Hope Grot has improved since Leeds

 

[Wards]

I love a bit of grot

 

[Shirty Blade]

Grot bags ............. the winner!

 

[Davalon]

Grot bags ............. the winner!

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'There's somebody at the door....'

'It's that cunt Emu'

 

[Champagneblade]

Grot bags ............. the winner!

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That's a challenging wank isn't it?

 

[Pandev]

I am Grot

 

[Shirty Blade]

'There's somebody at the door....'

'It's that cunt Emu'

What's Emu had to say about the takeover?

 

[LW_Blade]

What's Emu had to say about the takeover?

He's speechless.

 

[Davalon]

What's Emu had to say about the takeover?

Thought he got sent down for shoving Rod off that roof

 

[Davalon]

That's a challenging wank isn't it?

 

[Shirty Blade]

Thought he got sent down for shoving Rod off that roof

Is that because Rod kept shoving his hand up Emu's Arse?

 

[Davalon]

Is that because Rod kept shoving his hand up Emu's Arse?

It was certainly a working hypothesis from the police. How the flightless twat managed to get on the roof to mess with the aerial stumped everyone though.

 

[JJBlade]

6ft 4 eh ?
Probably be one of those few 6ft 4 players that can't head a ball, ensuring that our players hoof it to him all day every game

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Grot you say.... is this him...... ?

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Grot you say.... is this him...... ?


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He's already got the Blades shirt so that'll save a bob or two.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Thought he got sent down for shoving Rod off that roof

Got off, lack of evidence, so disappeared in Australia somewhere. However new evidence has now come to light.