Crowd comments and sayings

[Robbie]

You said you found it funny.

I just can't understand how anyone could find that funny about one of our players.

Oh well.......it must be my age I suppose.

Awwww come on Stevey, let's be fair.

If somebody shouted that near you would laugh out of embarrassment for the guy for being such a gimp. Not because what he said was funny/true.

 

[matth]

I remember someone bringing a trumpet in to the Kop one match - good few years ago now! He was tootling his little tunes and getting on everyone's nerves, and at the end of a particularly painful passage he shouted out "any requests?"

Some wag replied: "Yeah, shut up with that fucking trumpet before I shove it up your arse!" He got a massive cheer and a laugh, and the trumpeter stopped playing and never brought his instrument again as far as I know

 

[shorehamview]

I remember someone bringing a trumpet in to the Kop one match - good few years ago now! He was tootling his little tunes and getting on everyone's nerves, and at the end of a particularly painful passage he shouted out "any requests?"

Some wag replied: "Yeah, shut up with that fucking trumpet before I shove it up your arse!" He got a massive cheer and a laugh, and the trumpeter stopped playing and never brought his instrument again as far as I know

Good. Trumpeters/drummers/any daft bugger with an instrument in a football ground should be tarred and feathered, then pelted with tomatoes. Preferably tinned ones.
There is no real way to describe the loathing I have for these self-appointed cheerleaders who think that a brass band's rejects and a pair of shite drummers will inject a little "samba" flair. Obviously one of the reasons for my dislike of these idiots is the buch of musical pigs that plagued England games. And that Portsmouth twat with the bell and stupid hat/wig combo.
And who decided to give kids those bloody kazoo things then sit them behind me?

 

[Robbie]

And that Portsmouth twat withe the bell and stupid hat/wig combo.

My word, I hate this fella with a passion.

He shouldn't be allowed in grounds with it anyways, it is quite clearly able to be used as a weapon.

 

[S64 Blade]

The Portsmouth bloke is supposed to be a right tosser anyway. Heard that he shoves women and kids out of way at England games and that.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Good. Trumpeters/drummers/any daft bugger with an instrument in a football ground should be tarred and feathered, then pelted with tomatoes. Preferably tinned ones.
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I think this should be extended to any moronic individual who turns up at a football ground with any sort of device that makes a noise. Rattles, whistles, them stupid, tossing blow-up clacky things! If you can't express yourself at a football ground with the human voice and those flappy things on the ends of your arms, you are a sad, yankophile bugger who needs to be whipped to death with the stalk of a cabbage!!:rant:

 

[rachyblade]

The Portsmouth bloke is supposed to be a right tosser anyway. Heard that he shoves women and kids out of way at England games and that.

Apparently he is a multi millionarrie

 

[rachyblade]

whipped with the stalk of a cabbage

sounds a bit kinky to me

 

[Bladesman]

You will get whipped at chelsea by celery.

 

[rachyblade]

You will get whipped at chelsea by celery.

I dont understand :shakehead:

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

The Portsmouth bloke is supposed to be a right tosser anyway. Heard that he shoves women and kids out of way at England games and that.

My cousin who used to be a steward sometimes says he had a chat with him and he seemed alright, though shoving kids out the way:rant:

 

[rotherhamblade]

if he shoved my wife or kid id slap him and nick his hat,as if the blokes dont do anything.

 

[Robbie]

I dont understand :shakehead:

It's been banned at the bridge as it was being thrown by some Chelsea fans as "weapons"