Crappest S2 4SU Jokes

[Latters]

There isn't much to talk about with the transfer window being closed and we haven't had a good poll for a while, so I thought "why not?"

There are some properly shit jokes on here, that get peddled out time and time again, and any remnants o humour diminish further with each laboured inclusion in a post. Some of these jokes still inexplicably receive likes, but the time has come to decide which one truly is the shittest of the shit.

First of all, we have the fax machine. This joke wasn't funny when the club fucked up and used it as an excuse. Christ knows it isn't funny now, after how many years of over-use? The club don't even use a fax machine any more. Move on.

Next up are the Simmonson penalty jokes. "Oh look, something in space, it must be Simmonson's penalty ball". Well no, it isn't. It just went over the bar a bit. It certainly didn't reach orbit.

Then we have the fat Higdon and fat Baxter jokes. Looking at the state of a good number of our fans, "people in glass houses" springs to mind. And making fun of the chubby kids? How old are we?

Finally, we have the cripple jokes aimed at Cuvellier and Wallace. These have been done to death. Leave them where they belong. In the past.

So, now is your chance. Vote for the shittest, unoriginal joke that gets continually used and let it go down in folklore as the worst of a bad bunch, then never use it ever again.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

According to some *cough* it's my little quip responding to a TomJonesBlade post.

It's unoriginal, it's clichéd, it's predictable but it's not unusual!

 

[shorehamview]

According to some *cough* it's my little quip responding to a TomJonesBlade post.

It's unoriginal, it's clichéd, it's predictable but it's not unusual!

For fuck's sake, here we go again. Beatnik humour.

 

[TJB.]

According to some *cough* it's my little quip responding to a TomJonesBlade post.

It's unoriginal, it's clichéd, it's predictable but it's not unusual!

Never gets old, that one!

I'd be a very angry individual if it wound me up. I've had it barked at me since I was about 6.

 

[Northyorksblade]

There isn't much to talk about with the transfer window being closed and we haven't had a good poll for a while, so I thought "why not?"

There are some properly shit jokes on here, that get peddled out time and time again, and any remnants o humour diminish further with each laboured inclusion in a post. Some of these jokes still inexplicably receive likes, but the time has come to decide which one truly is the shittest of the shit.

First of all, we have the fax machine. This joke wasn't funny when the club fucked up and used it as an excuse. Christ knows it isn't funny now, after how many years of over-use? The club don't even use a fax machine any more. Move on.

Next up are the Simmonson penalty jokes. "Oh look, something in space, it must be Simmonson's penalty ball". Well no, it isn't. It just went over the bar a bit. It certainly didn't reach orbit.

Then we have the fat Higdon and fat Baxter jokes. Looking at the state of a good number of our fans, "people in glass houses" springs to mind. And making fun of the chubby kids? How old are we?

Finally, we have the cripple jokes aimed at Cuvellier and Wallace. These have been done to death. Leave them where they belong. In the past.

So, now is your chance. Vote for the shittest, unoriginal joke that gets continually used and let it go down in folklore as the worst of a bad bunch, then never use it ever again.

Nothing to do with the above, but just as an aside, are congratulations in order?

 

[mattbianco1]

Not sure.

Who owns the freehold maybe?

The biggest joke is probably Barney. Not sure he's the crappest though.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

The club don't even use a fax machine any more. Move on.

ahhh might explain the lack of signings recently .....

 

[S5Blade]

Fax machine is just stupid but there should be an option for "sad pathetic trolls" in there too....

 

[Grecian2000]

None of the above.

There needs to be a "joke off" between Tynemouth and Kenny. I'll submit my holiday dates so they can have it when I'm guaranteed to be off.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

For fuck's sake, here we go again. Beatnik humour.

 

[Dkc]

Can someone enlighten us on what year it was when the broken fax machine was rolled out as an excuse, and who we were hoping to sign?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Can someone enlighten us on what year it was when the broken fax machine was rolled out as an excuse, and who we were hoping to sign?

Couple of Scottish lads on loan, I think. Can't remember who, so they must have been world beaters!

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

Couple of Scottish lads on loan, I think. Can't remember who, so they must have been world beaters!

Was one of them John Fleck who signed for Coventry? I recall us trying to get him in before being released.

 

[Latters]

Nothing to do with the above, but just as an aside, are congratulations in order?

Some might say not, depending on their view on life! But yes, thank you, I got married on the 16th of January, which was a brilliant day.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Was one of them John Fleck who signed for Coventry? I recall us trying to get him in before being released.

Aye, Fleck was one can't remember the other though.

 

[Rodders]

Brown Signs. FACT

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Some might say not, depending on their view on life! But yes, thank you, I got married on the 16th of January, which was a brilliant day.

Congratulations Latters. Ignore the knockers ( Ooooo, stop messin abaht) if you find the right 'other' marriage is brilliant.

 

[Revolution]

I vote for "Connor Sammon is an effective striker".

 

[SwissBlade]

The top three for me are:
1. Who owns the freehold?
2. Pinchy putting everyone into the hoof sympathiser category if they don't agree with his tippy tappy view
3. William Henry Foulkes pretending not to be Jim Phipps

 

[blade too long]

We are united as a club
The complete absence of any blame culture at the club

 

[Latters]

Was one of them John Fleck who signed for Coventry? I recall us trying to get him in before being released.

Yes, some bloke called Kyle Hutton was the other. Both from Rangers I think.

 

[metalblade]

A toss up between William Henry Foulkes and Barney

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

According to some *cough* it's my little quip responding to a TomJonesBlade post.

It's unoriginal, it's clichéd, it's predictable but it's not unusual!

So whats new pussycat??

 

[wizadry]

I vote for "Connor Sammon is an effective striker".

I wouldn't say that's the shittest joke because I still laugh about that statement to this day.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Some might say not, depending on their view on life! But yes, thank you, I got married on the 16th of January, which was a brilliant day.

I have seen photos, you scrubbed up well and your missis looks stunning.

 

[Billyblade]

I have seen photos, you scrubbed up well and your missis looks stunning.

Someone's after a 3-way

 

[Sean Thornton]

Red wine Robbo.

 

[I should coco]

Nylon's ten bob bit head.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Other:- The hilarious use of nicknames like Dinosaur Dave, Semi-Pro, Quick Fix, Ol' Big Nose, Colin, Muckanettles, Nowt-Fancy

 

[BushBlade]

Other:- The hilarious use of nicknames like Dinosaur Dave, Semi-Pro, Quick Fix, Ol' Big Nose, Colin, Muckanettles, Nowt-Fancy

Tbf, I thought the recent 'Canada, Calamity, Captain Chaos' was quite amusing.