Crackers comedy X1.

[knowsnowt]

I'll start the ball rolling with -
Worzel Gummidge at right back, being utterly useless as he's so distracted by Aunt Sally, and his mangelwurzel head constantly falling off.

 

[DifferentClass]

Mark the Pitsmoor Pig on the right wing.

 

[Aston max]

Benny hill attacking midfielder

 

[Aston max]

I'll start the ball rolling with -
Worzel Gummidge at right back, being utterly useless as he's so distracted by Aunt Sally, and his mangelwurzel head constantly falling off.

You're bored aren't you mate

 

[Cappy]

Lionel Blair as ref. Whenever he blows, people have to name that tune

 

[AnglesWithDirtyFaces]

Julian Clary in defence. Keeping it tight at the back!

 

[dexter101]

Rob Beckett's mouth is the exact same dimensions as the standard football goal size (24ft wide x 8ft high)

 

[Uganda Blade]

Lionel Blair as ref. Whenever he blows, people have to name that tune

But who does he blow?

 

[Cappy]

But who does he blow?

That defender AnglesWithDirtyFaces mentioned?

 

[Englebert Wincobank]

Jimmy Clitheroe and Eli Woods front two.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Jeremy Corbyn, left wing.

 

[Uganda Blade]

Charlie Caroli in goal.

 

[Aston max]

Julian Clary in defence. Keeping it tight at the back!

Better as a keeper used to fisting things

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Michael Bentine up front with the classic big 'un and little 'un combination.

 

[knowsnowt]

You're bored aren't you mate

Whatever makes you think that!

 

[Aston max]

Whatever makes you think that!

I'm exactly the same, trouble is candy crush isn't helping

 

[diode_blade]

Morcambe and Wise as midfield dynamic duo to playing to andre preview.
Captain mainwaring saying to ref "don't tell him ya name pike...."

 

[Gin&Juice]

That alien with tentacles from the Simpsons in goal.

The Sinclair brothers as the front 3
Gary Sinclair
Jerry Sinclair
Frank Sinclair

 

[Railway Blade]

One for the young uns...

Arthur Askey - Busy Bee in central midfield

 

[Gin&Juice]

Jez from Corrie as Wednesday’s captain.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Nigel Farage, twat.


How does this game work?

 

[Chimpan-A]

Michael Bentine up front with the classic big 'un and little 'un combination.

That’s a potty idea!

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Arnold Schwarzenegger. He'll be (right) back.

 

[Menage a petit pois]

VerneTroyer. Target Man.

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm exactly the same, trouble is candy crush isn't helping

Next season's sponsor sorted.

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Robin Askwith.

Prefers playing away…

 

[Aston max]

Robin Askwith.

Prefers playing away…

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I bet she wasn't only good at making gravy

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

David Blunketts dog in midfield. Puts a bit of bite into the tackle.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

These two in goal

 

[s20Blade]

Brewster and Mcburnie up front