Couttsy song

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I met Troy (Shorty) when he was a teenager aspiring to be a great bone player. I was doing a fill-in gig with a very well known orchestra at the time and he quizzed us all for ages about technique and stuff. He was some player then.

Only managed to catch him on TV, think it may have been Jools Holland. Great band supporting him, and as you say he played his 'bone as if they'd just married!
 

That's strange because all around us were singing "Paauull is second name is Couttsy, Paauull we brought him in from Derby, Paauull he never gives the ball awaaayyyy!"

Strange how we've had three different versions all at the same time. Our version is obviously the best. :)
I wasn't there last night but Pauull is definitely sounding better than a ooohwheaoo. It's a yes from me.
 
Whatever, this could just be one of those melody selections that grow into a supporter classic.

Usually most chants bore me senseless, but this, due to the EW&F song, rises like a Phoenix and gives the terraces the same quality as we're now seeing on the pitch.

Great choice!

EWF and Couttsy. A couple of Rollers side by side in the car park. Still room for Nile Rodgers though.
 
What about the "Ozil" song...

We've got Paul Coutts,
Super Paul Coutts,
I just don't think you understand,
He's not quite Zidane,
But better than Bannan,
We've got Super Paul Coutts
 
Whoever came up with the Couttsy song tonight deserves a season ticket for life...

On and onnnnn (?)
His second name is Couttsy
On and onnnnn
We got him free from Derby
On and onnnnn
He never gives the ball awaaaaayyyyy
1,2,3,4
Repeat

Sounded brilliant.

Best song in years, its sounded brilliant watching on the i-follow stream, I've been singing it non stop for the past few days.
 
Surely one of the young uns that have phone out constantly must have recorded said song! I for one would love to see/hear it. I am struggling putting the words to the "September " tune. It's obviously an age thing!

Utb
 
What about the "Ozil" song...

We've got Paul Coutts,
Super Paul Coutts,
I just don't think you understand,
He's not quite Zidane,
But better than Bannan,
We've got Super Paul Coutts
Can you change your avatar please mate?
 
To the Rangers tune of "Four men had a dream"....

Couttys had a dream
To play in a Blades team
He had no money, or a pot to piss in
But he carried on.........and his legend was born orn...orn
Paul Coutts .....he is our number one.

Der der da, der der da der der da...........

Couttys had a dream
To play in a winning team
With Billy, Fleckie and Keron Freeman a a an.
Were on the way up...and we can't be stop o oped.

Der der da, der der da der da...........

Chris Wilder is the best, don't forget Knill and McCabe
or S2 4SU.
We are the Bla a des....

Der der da, der der da, der da ...........

Copyright @ HH Enterprises.

HH
 

The shittest variation of the lyrics is what we'll go with. Our song starters aren't capable of getting most chants right, because it takes a tiny bit of thought and effort. The faster the better, eh!
 
Surely one of the young uns that have phone out constantly must have recorded said song! I for one would love to see/hear it. I am struggling putting the words to the "September " tune. It's obviously an age thing!

Utb

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Personally I can only think that Strachan likes to select the home based players so they get exposure and move down south to a higher standard. Either way, Coutts is playing out of his skin and Fleck is improving in every game and both should be at least been mentioned as a possible cap. I've seen not even the slightest rumour of a call up, but there are others in the same boat such as Charlie Adam and of course Kevin McDonald who presumably is considered ahead of Coutts and Fleck, since McDonald has been in the squad on occasions and has played championship football for a few seasons now.
 
To the Rangers tune of "Four men had a dream"....

Couttys had a dream
To play in a Blades team
He had no money, or a pot to piss in
But he carried on.........and his legend was born orn...orn
Paul Coutts .....he is our number one.

Der der da, der der da der der da...........

Couttys had a dream
To play in a winning team
With Billy, Fleckie and Keron Freeman a a an.
Were on the way up...and we can't be stop o oped.

Der der da, der der da der da...........

Chris Wilder is the best, don't forget Knill and McCabe
or S2 4SU.
We are the Bla a des....

Der der da, der der da, der da ...........

Copyright @ HH Enterprises.

HH
They pigs they had a dream
To build a football team
They had no money, so they had to rip off the co-op
They're shit at the back
They're shit in attack
Clueless Carlos you're getting the sack
De de de de de de de de

And repeat :D





Sorry I'll get mi coat :(
 

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