Cliches I fucking despise

[Torrix1889]

Or Sunday, Thursday, Sunday Thursday for anyone in the Europa League!

 

[bath_blade]

Stating players in the plural when describing something ... 'Your Scholes, your Lampards, they all ....'

There's only one of each player.

 

[JohnDenver]

Stating players in the plural when describing something ... 'Your Scholes, your Lampards, they all ....'

There's only one of each player.

I can hear Glenn Hoddle's witless tones as I read that.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Last night. LAST F*****G NIGHT.
Heard Martin (should be a roof) Tyler talking about turnovers when winning back possession.
A turnover is a rugby or American football phrase and has no place in b*****d football you great f*****g numpty!!!

Funny, I always thought it was something with apple in it!

 

[Wapping Blade]

Stating players in the plural when describing something ... 'Your Scholes, your Lampards, they all ....'

There's only one of each player.

Same with clubs "your Man Us, your Chelsea's" - utterly meaningless inarticulate drivel!

 

[stringjunior]

One thing we can be sure of is that United's game with Peterborough this weekend will be high scoring....

 

[JOEYDEE]

Box to box midfielder
False number nine
Yuk !

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

News paper headline

United set the case for the defense

 

[PokerBlade]

"You've got to make the keeper work". No, you've got to put it in the back of the net. The keeper can take a 90 minutes nap for all I care.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"I'm forever blowing Bubbles....."

"I had to get those crazy Hammers off me, look what they gone an' did....