Cliches I fucking despise

[SouthEssexBlade]

A good time to score - so when is the bad time?

This game needs a goal - no shit Sherlock.

He was in acres of space - A football pitch covers about an acre, so he wasn't.

A bit of handbags - Don't think fashion accessories are allowed on the pitch.

 

[boo radley]

Wrong section.

 

[Jehovah]

"What a goal! He's bent there defence over there and rammed it up their asses"

Never got why they always say this on sky.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

think this obvious ones been missed off...

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

 

[sothall blade]

GAME CHANGING INVESTMENT !

 

[sothall blade]

Sorry if these have been repeated

Onion Bag !!!! whats fuckin onions got to do with football
Purple Patch ! grass is fuckin green

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"He's what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy thick n****r."

Big Ron.

Funnily enough, i've only heard it said once.
Well, it's not funny at all, and it's not really a cliche.
Maybe I should just concentrate on the job at hand.

 

[sothall blade]

"He's what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy thick n****r."

Big Ron.

Funnily enough, i've only heard it said once.
Well, it's not funny at all, and it's not really a cliche.
Maybe I should just concentrate on the job at hand.

Hand Job ? Really Lydon, too much information there

 

[8lade]

Pretty sure the reason they're up there and we're down here is that McCabe decided to cut his cloth accordingly and try to follow the financial protocols and other such nonsense to ensure we're a well-run football club.

Meanwhile, Bournemouth went into admin to avoid paying their debts, then overspent year after year on the financial fair play rules without ever feeling the consequences as the fines only get applied when you stay at the same level. They kept going up so avoided the fines, they're due a massive one whenever they end up back in the Football League, but by then they'll have racked up oodles of Premier League money and couldn't care less.

So the cliche I hate the most is that Bournemouth is some kind of rages to riches story. Their run of promotions was earned on the pitch, but they did it while spending outside the rules to acquire players they wouldn't have had if they stuck to the spending rules. They're cheats who worked the system to their advantage, we played fair and got nowhere.

Definitely worth a thread of it's own this although since nobody else has responded to it I'm guessing few people really care. The list of teams who have gone into admin is long and there are a number of clubs who appear to have bought success from it. Interesting to note our neighbours haven't, which goes to show you don't even need to go into admin once you've spent somebody else's money.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Hand Job ? Really Lydon, too much information there

You have a sordid mind Mr sothall blade ....
WELCOME ABOARD

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

A good time to score - so when is the bad time?

This game needs a goal - no shit Sherlock.

He was in acres of space - A football pitch covers about an acre, so he wasn't.

A bit of handbags - Don't think fashion accessories are allowed on the pitch.

Barcelona v Celtic didn't need a Celtic goal.

Needed eight

 

[sothall blade]

You have a sordid mind Mr sothall blade ....
WELCOME ABOARD

I Know

 

[sothall blade]

Well this has to be top of the list in my book;

Carlos Carvahal, " I have a dream"

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Barcelona v Celtic didn't need a Celtic goal.

Needed eight

Too use another cliché, I thought they were going to tear the English leagues a new one?

 

[Cheets]

"We need to start winning football matches" "I want to do the right thing for this football club."

 

[Sean Thornton]

Owls expect sell out on Saturday

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

"We need to get back to basics" - Having forgotten how to play football at all.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

A recent introduction into the punditry shit-speak : "A coming together" What the fuck is that?

Kilbane and Jenas are the worst. Utter bollock heads the pair of em.

A "coming together" my arse, it's a foul / bad foul / terrible foul / murder.

Great thread, rant over.

 

[Tyler Durden]

"But the referee says nothing doing"

Makes zero fucking grammatical sense whatsoever.

 

[boo radley]

Sorry if these have been repeated

Onion Bag !!!! whats fuckin onions got to do with football
Purple Patch ! grass is fuckin green

If only you had an allotment.

 

[Racing Blade]

Clive "Got his shot away" Tyldesley.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Clive "Got his shot away" Tyldesley.

Ched got his shot away

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Bookies' favorite for League One - Sheffield United

 

[raul]

raul - it's your round....

 

[Gimli]

'They've hit the ground running at the start of this season.'
'He's no great shakes' - EH?!
'He's got genuine pace' - Sadly I only have fake pace.
Describing an average player as 'The X Messi...' - (Irish, Scottish, etc)

 

[derfblade]

Has that cunt broke his watch!......Sir Alex.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Last night. LAST F*****G NIGHT.
Heard Martin (should be a roof) Tyler talking about turnovers when winning back possession.
A turnover is a rugby or American football phrase and has no place in b*****d football you great f*****g numpty!!!

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"Too much purchase on that free kick"

Huh?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

He's hit the first man with that corner

Thanks, but we did notice