Cliches I fucking despise

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"second season syndrome".

I wasn't aware that newly promoted teams if they had the temerity to stay up had some mythical points deduction which made the second season eminently harder than the first.
 



The Anfield kop really is special on a European night...

Fans cant always see the work that x does...he does a lot of the dirty work which goes unseen...... (used by those who seem to think they have a special knowledge of the game that us mere mortals can only aspire too - no clever prick, player x is just shit).

Im over the moon...(usually used by shit player x who cant believe that some prick is mad enough to keep picking him).

Its a massive club....(used by all players now on signing for a club. Used even if player x has signed for a local miners welfare club now, but the Pigs really have the copyright to this little bit of massaging of ego). Incidentally ive noticed that all players refer to the Pigs as massive, and Utd tend to be referred to as 'huge'. My ego is satisfied enough with the term 'huge' though i expect a Pig fan wouldfo into melt down if 'huge' was used for them..sad insecure twats.

We know these are really dangerous from set pieces...(usually used when team x havent scored from a set piece since the 1920s)

Bit of a camera save from the keeper there...(the egotistical twirp in the net wants to justify his extortionate wages after doing fuk all all game and makes a routine save look like Gordon Banks in the 70 world cup with theatrical moves).

The keeper did well to get a hand to that..(usually used when said keeper had enough time to make himself a cup of cocoa, change his fishtank water, and bath the baby, before catching a routine ball). Incidentally when did the current custom of punching everything by the keeper come in to the english game. There used to be a time when the keeper tried to catch a ball. Weird stuff i know. Im waiting for cricket fielders to start punching the fuka soon..
 



We tried for one or two but ..............
The team needs time to gel.
Judge us after 10 games.
Europe in 5 years.

I could go on and on and on
 
its a very difficult league to get out of ........... of every league, every season.

we knew they were going to be very physical .............. condescending filler used in interviews by managers after they have played 'inferior' teams and either won, or lost, or drawn.

Fortress Bramall Lane .............
 
The crowd are almost sucking the ball into the net...

Is this the same as the way that my missus almost sucks a part of my anatomy into her open goal....before i wake up and shes fast asleep and definately not up for sucking anything into the net. :(
 
sleeping giants

.........their fans don't deserve to go down, ...........starved of success,
(of 'sleeping giants fans')

Commentators don't believe that fans of Torquay, Rochdale or Exeter City etc. deserve any success at all.


must win game
..........
 
Owt Paul Merson says, awful pundit, hardly a linguist extraordinaire.

In fact most of the soccer Saturday lot. Enjoy the show, despise their cliches.
 
"We need to cut our cloth accordingly..."

Well KeV, when you've cut it back to the bare floorboards, what next?!
 
"He gave the referee no option there"

So if he doesn't commit a foul the ref still has the option of sending him off anyway :eek:

"We're just going to take it one game at a time"

Unacceptable! Given the salaries footballers are paid you should be playing at least four games at a time.
 



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